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left to his own choice as to the kind of evils which fell to his lot.

Besides the several pieces of morality to be drawn out of this vision, I learnt from it never to repine at my own misfortunes, or to envy the happiness of another, since it is impossible for any man to form a right judgment of his neighbor's sufferings; for which reason also I have determined never to think too lightly of another's complaints, but to regard the sorrows of my fellow-creatures with sentiments of humanity and compassion.

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No. 560. MONDAY, JUNE 28, 1714.

-Verba intermissa retentat.

OVID. Met. i. 746.

He tries his tongue, his silence softly breaks.

DRYDEN.

EVERY one has heard of the famous conjurer, who, according to the opinion of the vulgar, has studied himself dumb; for which reason, as it is believed, he delivers out all his oracles in writing. Be that as it will, the blind Teresias was not more famous in Greece than this dumb artist has been for some years

By Addison. 'The Spectator, from its commencement to No. 555, was published only three times a week, and no discriminative marks were added to the papers. Mr. Tickell has ascribed No. 32, to Addison, Nos. 556, 557, 558, 559, 561, 562, 565, 567, 568, 569, 571, 574, 575, 579, 580, 582, 583, 584, 585, 590, 591, 598, and 600. Addison therefore produced more than a fourth part of this volume.' Dr. Johnson's Lives of Eng. Poets, art. Addison. It is said that Addison and Mr. C. Budgell were the sole conductors of the papers after No. 555, in which it does not appear that Steele was concerned.

See Tat. Ng. 14, and note; and Spect. No. 474, Duncan Campbell.

last past in the cities of London and Westminster. Thus much for the profound gentleman who honours me with the following epistle:

SIR,

'From my Cell, June 24, 1714. 'BEING informed that you have lately got the use of your tongue, I have some thoughts of following your example, that I may be a fortune-teller properly speaking. I am grown weary of my taciturnity, and having served my country many years under the title of "the dumb doctor," I shall now prophesy by word of mouth, and (as Mr. Lee says of the magpie, who you know was a great fortuneteller among the ancients) chatter futurity. I have hitherto chosen to receive questions and return answers in writing, that I might avoid the tediousness and trouble of debates, my querists being generally of a humour to think that they have never predictions enough for their money. In short, Sir, my case has been something like that of those discreet animals the monkeys, who, as the Indians tell us, can speak if they would, but purposely avoid it that they may not be made to work. I have hitherto gained a livelihood by holding my tongue, but shall now open my mouth in order to fill it. If I appear a little word-bound in my first solutions and responses, I hope it will not be imputed to any want of foresight, but to the long disuse of speech. I doubt not by this invention to have all my former customers over again; for, if I have promised any of them lovers or husbands, riches or good luck, it is my design to confirm to them, viva-voce, what I have already given them under my hand. If you will honour me with a visit, I will compliment you with

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the first opening of my mouth; and if you please, you may make an entertaining dialogue out of the conversation of two dumb men. Excuse this trouble, worthy Sir, from one who has been a long time 'Your silent admirer,

'CORNELIUS AGRIPPA.'

I have received the following letter, or rather billet-doux, from a pert young baggage, who congratulates with me upon the same occasion:

" DEAR MR. PRATE-APACE,

'June 23, 1714.

'I AM a member of a female society who call ourselves the Chit-chat club, and am ordered by the whole sisterhood to congratulate you upon the use of your tongue. We have all of us a mighty mind to hear you talk, and if you will take your place among us for an evening, we have unanimously agreed to allow you one minute in ten, without interruption.

'I am, SIR, Your humble servant, S. T.'

'P. S. You may find us at my lady Betty Clack's, who will leave orders with her porter, that if an elderly gentleman, with a short face, inquires for her, he shall be admitted, and no questions asked.'

As this particular paper shall consist wholly of what I have received from my correspondents, I shall fill up the remaining part of it with other congratulatory letters of the same nature.

'SIR,

Oxford, June 25, 1714.

'We are here wonderfully pleased with the opening of your mouth, and very frequently open

ours in approbation of your design; especially since we find you are resolved to preserve your taciturnity as to all party-matters. We do not question but you are as great an orator as sir Hudibras, of whom the poet sweetly sings,

"He could not ope

His mouth, but out there flew a trope."

If you will send us down the half dozen well turned periods that produced such dismal effects in your muscles, we will deposit them near an old manuscript of Tully's Orations, among the archives of the university; for we all agree with you, that there is not a more remarkable accident recorded in history, since that which happened to the son of Croesus; nay, I believe you might have gone higher, and have added Balaam's ass. We are impatient to see more of your productions, and expect what words will next fall from you, with as much attention as those who were set to watch the speaking head which friar Bacon formerly erected in this place.

'We are, worthy SIR,

'Your most humble servants,

'B.R. T.D. &c.'

HONEST SPEC,

'Middle-Temple, June 24.

'I AM very glad to hear that thou beginnest to prate; and find by thy yesterday's vision, thou art so used to it that thou canst not forbear talking in thy sleep. Let me only advise thee to speak like other men, for I am afraid thou wilt be very queer if thou dost not intend to use the phrases in fashion, as thou callest them in thy second paper. Hast thou

a mind to pass for a Bantamite,' or to make us all Quakers? I do assure thee, dear Spec, I am not polished out of my veracity, when I subscribe myself 'Thy constant admirer, 'And humble servant,

'FRANK TOWNLY.'

No. 561. WEDNESDAY, JUNE, 30, 1714.

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'I AM a tall, broad-shouldered, impudent, black fellow, and, as I thought, every way qualified for a rich widow but after having tried my fortune for above three years together, I have not been able to get one single relict in the mind. My first attacks were generally successful, but always broke off as soon as they came to the word settlement. Though I have not improved my fortune this way, I have my experience, and have learnt several secrets which may be of use to those unhappy gentlemen, who are commonly distinguished by the name of widowhunters, and who do not know that this tribe of women are, generally speaking, as much upon the catch as themselves. I shall here communicate to you the mysteries of a certain female cabal of this order, who call themselves the Widow-club. This

i See No. 557.

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