When I come where he calls, then he is gone. Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS. Puck. Ho, ho! ho, ho! Coward, why com'st thou not? Puck. Yet but three? Come one more; Thus to make poor females mad. Her. Never so weary, never so in woe, Bedabbled with the dew, and torn with briers: My legs can keep no pace with my desires. Puck. On the ground To your eye, Gentle lover, remedy. [Squeezing the juice on LYSANDER's eye. When thou wak'st, ACT IV. Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM, Fairies attend- Tita. Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed, And stick musk roses in thy sleek smooth head, Peas. Ready. [Exit PUCK.-DEM., HEL., &c., sleep. Bot. I have a reasonable good ear in music: let us have the tongs and the bones. Tita. Or, say, sweet love, what thou desir'st to eat. Bot. Truly, a peck of provender; I could munch your dry good oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay; good hay, sweet hay hath no fellow. Tita. I have a venturous fairy that shall seek The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts. Bot. I had rather have a handful, or two, of dried Bot. Scratch my head, Peas-blossom.-Where's peas. But I pray you, let none of your people stir monsieur Cobweb? Cob. Ready. me: I have an exposition of sleep come upon me. Tita. Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms. Fairies, begone, and be all ways away. Bot. Monsieur Cobweb; good monsieur, get your weapons in your hand, and kill me a red-hipped [Exeunt Fairies. humble-bee on the top of a thistle; and, good mon- So doth the woodbine, the sweet honeysuckle, sieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret your Gently entwist,-the female ivy so self too much in the action, monsieur; and, good Enrings the barky fingers of the elm. monsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not: IO, how I love thee! how I dote on thee! would be loath to have you overflown with a honeybag, signior.-Where's monsieur Mustard-seed? Must. Ready. Bot. Give me your nief, monsieur Mustard-seed. Pray you, leave your courtesy, good monsieur. Must. What's your will? Bot. Nothing, good monsieur, but to help cavalero Cobweb to scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for, methinks, I am marvellous hairy about the face: and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch. Tita. What, wilt thou hear some music, my sweet love? [They sleep. OBERON advances. Enter Puck. Obe. Welcome, good Robin. See'st thou this Her dotage now I do begin to pity. Like tears, that did their own disgrace bewail. The. My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind Ege. My lord, this is my daughter here asleep: I wonder of their being here together. The. No doubt, they rose up early, to observo The rite of May; and, hearing our intent, [Touching her eyes with an herb. Came here in grace of our solemnity. See, as thou wast wont to see: Obe. There lies your love. Tita. Music, ho! music, such as charmeth sleep. fool's eyes peep. Obe. Sound, music. [Still music.] Come, my And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be. There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be Puck. Fairy king, attend and mark; Obe. Then, my queen, in silence sad, Tita. Come, my lord; and in our flight, Hip. I was with Hercules, and Cadmus, once, But, speak, Egeus; is not this the day The. Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their Horns and shouts within. DEMETRIUS, LYSANDER, Begin these wood-birds but to couple now? The. [He and the rest kneel to THESEUS. I know you are two rival enemies; Lys. My lord, I shall reply amazedly, I came with Hermia hither: our intent Ege. Enough, enough, my lord; you have I beg the law, the law, upon his head.— Thereby to have defeated you and me: Dem. My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth, The. Fair lovers, you are fortunately met: [Exeunt THE., HIP., EGE., and train. Dem. These things seem small and undistinguishable, Like far-off mountains turned into clouds. SCENE II-Athens. A Room in Quince's House. Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING. Quin. Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet! Star. He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt, he is transported. • Flu. If he come not, then the play is marred; It goes not forward, doth it? Quin. It is not possible: you have not a man in all Athens, able to discharge Pyramus, but he. Flu. No; he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft man in Athens. Quin. Yea, and the best person too: and he is Her. Methinks, I see these things with parted a very paramour, for a sweet voice. [Exeunt. As they go out, BOTTOм awakes. Bot. When my cue comes, call me, and I will answer :-my next is, Most fair Pyramus.-Hey, ho!-Peter Quince! Flute, the bellows-mender! Snout, the tinker! Starveling! God's my life! stolen hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream,-past the wit of man to say what dream it was: Man is but an ass, if he go about to expound this dream. Methought I was there is no man can tell what. Methought I was, and methought I had,-But man is but a patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream was. I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream, because it hath no bottom; and I will sing t in the latter end of the play, before the duke! Peradventure, to make it the more gracious, I shall sing it at her death. [Exeunt. Flu. You must say, paragon: a paramour is, Snug. Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, and there is two or three lords and ladies more married: if our sport had gone forward, we had all been made men. Flu. O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a day during his life; he could not have 'scaped sixpence a-day: an the duke had not given him sixpence a-day for playing Pyramus, I'll be hanged; he would have deserved it: sixpence a-day, in Pyramus, or nothing. Enter BOTTOM. Bot. Where are these lads? where are these hearts? Quin. Bottom!-O most courageous day! O most happy hour! Bot. Masters. I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not what; for, if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I will tell you every thing, right as it fell out. Quin. Let us hear, sweet Bottom. Bot. Not a word of me. All that I will tell you, is, that the duke hath dined: Get your apparel together; good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your pumps; meet presently at the palace; every man look o'er his part; for, the short and the long is, our play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have clean linen; and let not him, that plays the lion, pare his nails, for they shall hang out for the lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions, nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath; and I do not doubt, but to hear them say, it is a sweet comedy. No more words; away; go, away. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I-An Apartment in the Palace of One sees more devils than vast hell can hola; Theseus. Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, Lords, and Attendants. Hip. 'Tis strange, my Theseus, that these lovers The. More strange than true, I never may believe • Compacted, made. That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic, And, as imagination bodies forth The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen Such tricks hath strong imagination; To wear away this long age of three hours, Between our after-supper, and bed-time? Where is our usual manager of mirth? What revels are in hand? Is there no play, To ease the anguish of a torturing hour? Call Philostrate. Philost. Here, mighty Theseus. The. Say what abridgment have you for this evening? What mask? what music? How shall we beguile The lazy time, if not with some delight? Philost. There is a brief, how many sports are ripe; Make choice of which your highness will see first. [Giving a paper. The. [Reads.] The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung, By an Athenian eunuch to the harp. We'll none of that: that have I told my love, In glory of my kinsman Hercules. The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals, Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage. A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus, Philost. A play there is, my lord, some ten words long; Which is as brief as I have known a play : The. What are they, that do play it? Which never labor'd in their minds till now; And now have toil'd their unbreath'd memories With this same play, against your nuptial. The. And we will hear it. Philost. No, my noble lord, It is not for you: I have heard it over, And it is nothing, nothing in the world; Unless you can find sport in their intents, Extremely stretch'd, and conn'd with cruel pain, The. Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing. Hip. He says, they can do nothing in this kind. The. The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing. Our sport shall be, to take what they mistake: Noble respect takes it in might, not merit. Enter PHILOStrate. Philost. So please your grace, the prologue addrest." The. Let him approach. [Flourish of trumpets. Enter Prologue. Prol. If we offend, it is with our good-will. That you should think, we come not to offend, But with good-will. To show our simple skill, That is the true beginning of our end. Consider then, we come but in despite. We do not come as minding to content you. Our true intent is. All for your delight, We are not here. That you should here repent you. The actors are at hand; and, by their show, You shall know all, that you are like to know. The. This fellow doth not stand upon points. Lys. He hath rid his prologue, like a rough colt; he knows not the stop. A good moral, my lord: It is not enough to speak, but to speak true. Hip. Indeed he hath played on this prologue, like a child on a recorder; a sound, but not in government. The. His speech was like a tangled chain; nothing impaired, but all disordered. Who is next? Enter PYRAMUS and TAISBE, Wall, Moonshine, and Lion, as in dumb show. Prol. "Gentles, perchance, you wonder at this show; "But wonder on, till truth make all things plain. "This man is Pyramus, if you would know; "This beauteous lady Thisby is, certain. "His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest, 'Let lion, moonshine, wall, and lovers twain, "At large discourse, while here they do remain." [Ex. Prol., PYR., THIS BE, Lion, and Moonshine. The. I wonder if the lion be to speak. Dem. No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do. Wall. "In this same interlude, it doth befall, "That I, one Snout by name, present a wall: "And such a wall, as I would have you think, "That had in it a cranny'd hole, or chink, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper." The. Would you desire lime and hair to speak better? Dem. It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord. The. Pyramus draws near the wall: silence! Enter PYRAMUS. Pyr. “O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black! "O night, which ever art, when day is not! "O night, O night, alack, alack, alack, "I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot!— "And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall, "That stand'st between her father's ground and mine! "Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall, "Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine [Wall holds up his fingers. "Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this! eyne. "But what see I? No Thisby do I see. O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss; Pyr. "I see a voice: now will I to the chink, "To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. "Thisby!" This. "My love, thou art my love, I think." Pyr. "Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace "And like Limander am I trusty still." This. "And I like Helen, till the fates me kill." Pyr. "Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true." This. "As Shafalus to' Procrus, I to you." Pyr. "O, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall." This. "I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all." Pyr. "Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?" This. "Tide life, tide death, I come without delay." Wall. "Thus have I, wall, my part discharged so; "And, being done, thus wall away doth go." [Exeunt Wall, PYRAMUS, and THISBE. The. Now is the mural down between the two neighbors. Dem. No remedy, my lord, when walls are sc wilful to hear without warning. Hip. This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard. The. The best in this kind are but shadows: and the worst are no worse, if imagination amend them. Hip. It must be your imagination then, and not theirs. The. If we imagine no worse of them, than they of themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here come two noble beasts in, a moon and a lion. Enter Lion and Moonshine. Lion. "You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear "The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, "May now, perchance, both quake and tremble here, "When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. "Then know, that I, one Snug the joiner, am "A lion fell, nor else no lion's dam: "For if I should as lion come in strife "Into this place, 'twere pity on my life." The. A very gentle beast and of a good conscience. Dem. The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw. Lys. This lion is a very fox for his valor. The. True; and a goose for his discretion. Dem. Not so, my lord: for his valor cannot carry his discretion; and the fox carries the goose. The. His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valor; for the goose carries not the fox. It is well: leave it to his discretion, and let us listen to the moon. Moon. "This lantern doth the horned moon present:-" Dem. He should have worn the horns on his head. The. He is no crescent, and his horns are invisible within the circumference. Moon. "This lantern doth the horned moon present; "Myself the man i'the moon do seem to be.” The. This is the greatest error of all the rest: the man should be put into the lantern: How is it else the man i'the moon? Dem. He dares not come there for the candle: for you see, it is already in snuff.' Hip. I am aweary of this moon: Would, he would change! The. It appears, by his small light of discretion, In anger; a quibble. |