Tru. O despiteful love! unconstant womankif; I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful. Hor. Mistake no more: I am not Licio, But one that scorn to live in this disguise, Tra. Signior Hortensio, I have often heard And since mine eyes are witness of her lightness, [centio, Hor. See, how they kiss and court!-Signior Lu- Tra. And here I take the like unfeigned oath,- Ere three days pass; which hath as long lov'd me, Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, [Exit HORTENSIO.-LUCENTIO and BIANCA advance. Tra. Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace Nay, I have ta'en you napping, gentle love; Tra. Of Mantua, sir?-marry, God forbid ! Ped. My life, sir! how, I pray? for that goes hard Ped. Alas, sir, it is worse for me than so; Tra. Among them, know you one Vincentio? Tra. He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say, Tra. To save your life in this extremity, Bian. Tranio, you jest: But have you both for- That you are like to sir Vincentio. sworn me? Trá. Mistress, we have. Tra. Ay, and he'll tame her. Tra. Ay, mistress, and Petruchio is the master; Bion. O master, master, I have watch'd so long Tra. Tra. If he be credulous, and trust my tale, His name and credit shall you undertake, Ped. O, sir, I do; and will repute you ever Tra. Then go with me, to make the matter goo. SCENE III.-A Room in Pe. uchio's House. Enter KATHARINA and GRUMIO. He does it under naine of perfect love; Kath. I'll have no bigger; this doth fit the time, Hor. Kath. "Tis passing good; I pr'y thee let me have it. And speak I will; I am no child, no babe; Gru. I fear it is too choleric a meat:How say you to a fat tripe, finely broil'd? Kath. I like it well; good Grumio, fetch it me. Gru. I cannot tell; I fear 'tis choleric. What say you to a piece of beef, and mustard? Kath. A dish that I do love to feed upon. Gru. Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little. Kath Why, then the beef, and let the mustard rest. Gru. Nay, then I will not; you shall have the mustard, Or else you get no beef of Grumio. Kath. Then both or one, or any thing thou wilt. Gru. Why then the mustard without the beef. Kath. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, [Beats him. That feed'st me with the very name of meat: Sorrow on thee, and all the pack of you, That triumph thus upon my misery! Go, get thee gone, I say. Enter PETRUCHIо with a dish of meat; and HORTENSIO. Your betters have endur'd me say my mind; Pet. Thy gown? why, ay:-Come, tailor, let us see't. O mercy, God! what masking stuff is here? Tai. You bid me make it orderly and well, Pet. How fares my Kate? What, sweeting, all According to the fashion, and the time. amort?" Hor. Mistress, what cheer? Kath. 'Faith, as cold as can be. Pet. Pluck up thy spirits, look cheerfully upon me. Here, love; thou seest how diligent I am, To dress thy meat myself, and bring it thee; [Sets the dish on a table. I am sure, sweet Kate, this kindness merits thanks. What, not a word? Nay then, thou lov'st it not; And all my pains is sorted to no proof:Here, take away this dish. Kath. 'Pray you, let it stand. Pet. The poorest service is repaid with thanks; And so shall mine before you touch the meat. Kath. I thank you, sir. Hor. Signor Petruchio, fye! you are to blame! Come, mistress Kate, I'll bear you company. Pet. Eat it up all, Hortensio, if thou lov'st me. [Aside. Much good do it unto thy gentle heart! Come, tailor, let us see these ornaments; Lay forth the gown.-What news with you, sir? 1 Finery. Pet. Marry and did; but if you be remember'd, I did not bid you mar it to the time. Go, hop me over every kennel home, For you shall hop without my custom, sir: I'll none of it; hence, make your best of it. Kath. I never saw a better-fashion'd gown, More quaint, more pleasing,nor more commendable. Belike, you mean to make a puppet of me. [thee. Pet. Why, true; he means to make a puppet of Tai. She says, your worship means to make a puppet of her. Pet. O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou Thou thimble, [thread, Thou yard, three quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail, Gru. I gave him no order, I gave him the stuff. Gru. Face not me: thou hast braved many men, brave not me: I will neither be faced nor braved. I say unto thee,-I bid thy master cut out the gown; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces: ergo, thou liest. Tai. Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify Pet. Read it. Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he says I said A coffin was the culinary term for raised crust. sew me in the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread: I said, a gown. Pet. Proceed. Tai. With a small compassed cape; Tai. With a trunk sleeve, Gru. I confess two sleeves. Gru. Error i'the bill, sir; error i'the bill. I commanded the sleeves should be cut out, and sewed up again; and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble. Tai. This is true, that I say; an I had thee in place where, thou shouldst know it. Gru. I am for thee straight; take thou the bill, give me thy mete-yard, and spare not me. Hor. God-a-mercy, Grumio! then he shall have no odds. Pet. Well, sir, in brief, the gown is not for me. Pet. Why, sir, what's your conceit in that? Pet. Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor paid : [Aside. Go, take it hence; be gone, and say no more. Kath. I dare assure you, sir, 'tis almost two; sun. Ped. I warrant you: But, sir, here comes your "Twere good, he were school'd. boy; Tra. Fear you not him. Sirrah, Biondello, Now do Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio. duty thoroughly, I advise you; your Bion. Tut! fear not me. Tra. But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista? Bion. I told him, that your father was at Venice, And that you look'd for him this day in Padua. Tra. Thou'rt a tall' fellow; hold thee that to drink. Here comes Baptista:-set your countenance, sir.— Signior Baptista, you are happily met:- This is the gentleman I told you of; I pray you, stand good father to me now, Give me Bianca for my patrimony. Ped. Soft, son!- Sir, by your leave; having come to Padua Bap. Sir, pardon me in what I have to say;— Your son shall have my daughter with consent. We be affied; and such assurance ta'en, Tra. Then at my lodging, an it like you, sir: VINCENTIO. call? • Measuring yard. 1 Brave. Scrupulous. Assure or conver Haply, perhaps. I know it is. Bap. It likes me well;-Cambio, hie you home, | And if you please to call it a rush candle, And bid Bianca make her ready straight; Henceforth I vow it shall be so for me. And, if you will, tell what hath happened:Pet. I say, it is the moon. Lucentio's father is arrived in Padua, Kath. And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife. Pet. Nay, then you lie; it is the blessed sun. Luc. I pray the gods she may, with all my heart! Kath. Then, God be blessed, it is the blessed sun:Tra. Dally not with the gods, but get thee gone. But sun it is not, when you say it is not; Signior Baptista, shall I lead the way? And the moon changes, even as your mind. Welcome! one mess is like to be your cheer: What you will have it named, even that it is; Come, sir; we'll better it in Pisa. And so it shall be so, for Katharine. Bap. Luc. Biondello, what of that? Bion. 'Faith nothing; but he has left me here behind, to expound the meaning or moral of his signs and tokens. Luc. I pray thee, moralize them. Hor. Petruchio, go thy ways; the field is won. And not unluckily against the bias- Enter VINCENTIO, in a travelling dress. Bion. Then thus. Baptista is safe, talking with Such war of white and red within her cheeks! the deceiving father of a deceitful son. Luc. And what of him? What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty, Bion. His daughter is to be brought by you to Fair lovely maid, once more good day to thee:the supper. Luc. And then? Sweet Kate, embrace her for her beauty's sake. Bion. The old priest at Saint Luke's church is woman of him. at your command at all hours. Luc. And what of all this? Bion. I cannot tell; except they are busied about a counterfeit assurance: Take you assurance of her, cum privilegio ad imprimendum solùm: to the church; take the priest, clerk, and some sufficient honest witnesses: If this be not what you look for, I have no more to say, But, bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day. [Going. Luc. Hear'st thou, Biondello? Bion. I cannot tarry: I knew a wench married in an afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabbit; and so may you, sir; and so adieu, sir. My master hath appointed me to go to Saint Luke's, to bid the priest be ready to come against you come with your appendix. [Exit. Luc. I may, and will, if she be so contented: She will be pleas'd, then wherefore should I doubt ? Hap what hap may, I'll roundly go about her. It shall go hard, if Cambio go without her. [Exit. SCENE V.-A public Road. Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, and HORTENSIO. Good Lord, how bright and goodly shines the moon! now. Pet. I say, it is the moon that shines so bright. It shall be moon, or star, or what I list, Kath. Young budding virgin, fair, and fresh Whither away; or where is thy abode? Pet. Why, how now, Kate! I hope thou art not This is a man, old, wrinkled, faded, wither'd; Kath. Pardon, old father, my mistaking eyes, Which way thou travellest: if along with us, Vin, Fair sir,-and you, my merry mistress,― Lucentio, gentle sir. Hor. I do assure thee, father, so it is. Pet. Come, go along, and see the truth hereof; Hor. Well, Petruchio, this hath put me in heart. ACT V. SCENE I-Padua. Before Lucentio's House. Enter on one side BIONDELLO, LUCENTIO, and BIANCA; GREMIO walking on the other side. Bion. Softly and swiftly, sir; for the priest is ready. Luc. I fly, Biondello: but they may chance to need thee at home, therefore leave us. Bion. Nay, faith, I'll see the church o' your back; and then come back to my master as soon as I can. [Exeunt LUCENTIO, BIANCA, and BIONDELLO. Gre. I marvel Cambio comes not all this while. Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, VINCENTIO, and Enter Pedant above, at a window. Vin. Is signior Lucentio within, sir? Ped. Keep your hundred pounds to yourself; he shall need none, so long as I live. Pet. Nay, I told you, your son was beloved in Padua.-Do you hear, sir?-to leave frivolous circumstances, I pray you, tell signior Lucentio, that his father is come from Pisa, and is here at the door to speak with him. Ped. Thou liest; his father is come from Pisa, and here looking out at the window. Vin. Art thou his father? Servants. Tra. Sir, what are you, that offer to beat my servant? Vin. What am I, sir? nay what are you, sir?O immortal gods! O fine villain! A silken doublet! a velvet hose! a scarlet cloak! and a copatain hat!" -O, I am undone! I am undone! while I play the good husband at home, my son and my servant spend all at the university. Tra. How now! what's the matter? Tra. Sir, you seem a sober ancient gentleman by your habit, but your words show you a madman: Why, sir, what concerns it you, if I wear pearl and gold? I thank my good father, I am able to main tain it. Vin. Thy father? O, villain! he is a sail-maker in Bergamo. Bap. You mistake, sir; you mistake, sir: Pray, what do you think is his name? Vin. His name? as if I knew not his name: I have brought him up ever since he was three years old, and his name is-Tranio. Ped. Away, away, mad ass! his name is Lucentio; and he is mine only son, and heir to the lands of me, signior Vincentio. Vin. Lucentio! O, he hath murdered his master! Ped. Ay, sir; so his mother says, if I may be--Lay hold on him, I charge you, in the duke's lieve her. Pet. Why, how now, gentlemen! [To VINCEN.] why, this is flat knavery, to take upon you another man's name. Ped. Lay hands on the villain; I believe 'a means to cozen somebody in this city under my counte name:-0, my son, my son!-tell me, thou villain, where is my son Lucentio? Tra. Call forth an officer :-[Enter one with an Officer.] Carry this mad knave to the gaol:-Father Baptista, I charge you, see that he be forthcoming. Vin. Carry me to the gaol! Gre. Stay, officer; he shall not go to prison. Bap. Talk not, signior Gremio; I say he shall go to prison. Gre. Take heed, signior Baptista, lest you be cheated in this business; I dare swear, this is the right Vincentio. Ped. Swear, if thou darest. Gre. Nay, I dare not swear it. Tra. Then thou wert best say, that I am not Gre. Yes, I know thee to be signior Lucentio. |