SCENE I. - Padua. A public Place. Enter LUCENTIO and TRANIO. - ACT I. Luc. Tranio, since-for the great desire I had And, by my father's love and leave, am arm'd Gave me my being, and my father first, A merchant of great traffick through the world, Tra. Mi perdonate, gentle master mine, Glad that you thus continue your resolve, To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy. Only, good master, while we do admire This virtue, and this moral discipline, Let's be no stoicks, nor no stocks, I pray; Or so devote to Aristotle's checks 6, As Ovid be an outcast quite abjur'd: Talk logick with acquaintance that you have, And practise rhetoric in your common talk: Musick and poesy use to quicken you; The mathematicks and the metaphysicks, Fall to them, as you find your stomach serves you: No profit grows, where is no pleasure ta'en; In brief, sir, study what you most affect. Luc. Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise. If, Biondello, thou wert come ashore, We could at once put us in readiness; And take a lodging fit to entertain Such friends, as time in Padua shall beget. But stay a while: What company is this? Tra. Master, some show, to welcome us to town. Enter BAPTISTA, KATHARINA, BIANCA, GREMIO, and HORTENSIO. LUCENTIO and TRANIO stand aside. Bap. Gentlemen, impórtune me no further, For now I firmly am resolv'd you know; That is, not to bestow my youngest daughter, Before I have a husband for the elder: If either of you both love Katharina, Because I know you well, and love you well, Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure. Gre. To cart her rather: She's too rough for me:There, there Hortensio, will you any wife? Kath. I pray you, sir, [To BAP.] is it your will To make a stale of me amongst these mates? Hor. Mates, maid! how mean you that? no mates for you, Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. Kath. I'faith, sir, you shall never need to fear; Hor. From all such devils, heaven deliver us! Tra. Hush, master! here is some good pastime That wench is stark mad, or wonderful froward. Tra. Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill. -an she knew why. Bian. Sister, content you in my discontent. Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe; My books, and instruments, shall be my company; On them to look, and practise by myself. Luc. Hark, Tranio! thou mayst hear Minerva speak. [Aside. Hor. Signior Baptista, will you be so strange? Sorry am I, that our good will effects Bianca's grief. Gre. Why will you mew 9 her up, Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell, And make her bear the penance of her tongue? Bap. Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolv'd: Go in, Bianca. [Exit BIANCA. And for I know, she taketh most delight In musick, instruments and poetry, Fit to instruct her youth. Schoolmasters will I keep within my house - If you, Hortensio, Or signior Gremio, you, know any such, I will be very kind, and liberal Prefer them hither; for to cunning men To mine own children in good bringing up; not? What shall I be appointed hours; as though, belike, I knew not what to take, and what to leave? [Exit. Gre. You may go to the devil; your gifts are so good, here is none will hold you. Our love is not so great, Hortensio, but we may blow our nails together, and fast fairly out; our cake's dough on both sides. Farewell: :- Yet, for the love I bear my sweet Bianca, if I can by any means light on a fit man, to teach her that wherein she delights, I will wish him to her father. Hor. So will I, signior Gremio: But a word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brook'd parle, know now, upon advice 2, it toucheth us both, that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Bianca's | Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd, love, to labour and effect one thing 'specially. Gre. What's that, I pray? Hor. Marry, sir, to get à husband for her sister. Gre. A husband! a devil. Hor. I say, a husband Gre. I say, a devil: Think'st thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to her? Hor. Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience, and mine, to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the world, an a man could light on them, would take her with all faults, and money enough. Gre. I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition, to be whipped at the high-cross, every morning. Hor. 'Faith as you say, there's small choice in rotten apples. But, come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it shall be so forth friendly maintained, - till by helping Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband, we set his youngest free for a husband, and then have to't afresh. Sweet Bianca! Happy man be his dole! How say you, signior Gremio? That love should of a sudden take such hold? Tra. Master, it is no time to chide you now; 5 Luc. Gramercies, lad; go forward: this contents; The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound. Tra. Master, you look'd so longly on the maid, Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all. Luc. O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face, Such as the daughter 6 of Agenor had, That made great Jove to humble him to her hand, Began to scold; and raise up such a storm, Tra. Nay, then 'tis time to stir him from his That, till the father rid his hands of her, Luc. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he! Tra. Master, for my hand, Both our inventions meet and jump in one. You will be schoolmaster, Luc. Basta 7; content thee; for I have it full. We have not yet been seen in any house; Nor can we be distinguished by our faces, For man, or master: then it follows thus ; Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead, Keep house, and port 8, and servants, as I should: I will some other be; some Florentine, Some Neapolitan, or mean man of Pisa. 'Tis hatch'd, and shall be so: - Tranio, at once Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak : When Biondello comes, he waits on thee; But I will charm him first to keep his tongue. Tra. So had you need. [They exchange habits. (For so your father charg'd me at our parting; Luc. Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves : are you? Master, has my fellow Tranio stol'n your clothes? Bion. I, sir, ne'er a whit. Bion. The better for him; Would I were so too! Tra. So would I, boy, to have the next wish after, 7 'Tis enough. That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest | And tell me now, sweet friend, daughter. But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's,— I advise You use your manners discreetly in all kind of com- When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; One thing more rests, that thyself execute; To make one among these wooers: If thou ask me [Exeunt. SCENE II. - Before Hortensio's House. Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO. Pet. Verona, for a while I take my leave, Gru. Knock, sir! whom should I knock? is there any man has rebused your worship? Pet. Villain, I say, knock me here soundly. what happy gale Blows you to Padua here, from old Verona? To seek their fortunes further than at home, And I have thrust myself into this maze, Hor. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee, Pet. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we, Gru. Knock you here, sir? why, sir, what am I, Affection's edge in me; were she as rough sir, that I should knock you here, sir? Pet. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate, And then I know after who comes by the worst. 'Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll wring it; [He wrings GRUMIO by the ears. Gru. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. Pet. Now, knock when I bid you: sirrah! villain! As are the swelling Adriatick seas: I come to wive it wealthily in Padua ; Gru. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what his mind is: Why, give him gold enough and marry him to a puppet, or an aglet baby; or an old trot with ne'er a tooth in her head: why nothing comes amiss, so money comes withal. I Hor. Petruchio, since we have stepp'd thus far in, Pet. Hortensio, peace; thou know'st not gold's Tell me her father's name, and 'tis enough; I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her; lasts. O'my word, an she knew him as well as I figure in her face, and so disfigure her with it, that she shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat : You know him not, sir. Hor. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee; And her withholds from me, and other more Therefore this order 6 hath Baptista ta'en; — A title for a maid, of all titles the worst. Hor. Gremio, 'tis now no time to vent our love: Listen to me, and if you speak me fair, I'll tell you news indifferent good for either. Here is a gentleman, whom by chance I met, Upon agreement from us to his liking, Will undertake to woo curst Katharine; Yea, and to marry her, if her dowry please. Gre. So said, so done, is well: Hortensio, have you told him all her faults? Pet. I know; she is an irksome brawling scold; If that be all, masters, I hear no harm. Gre. No, say'st me so, friend? What country man? Pet. Born in Verona, old Antonio's son: Hor. Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace; My father dead, my fortune lives for me; And offer me, disguis'd in sober robes, To old Baptista as a schoolmaster Well seen 7 in musick, to instruct Bianca : Enter GREMIO; with him LUCENTIO disguised, with books under his arm. Gru. Here's no knavery! See; to beguile the old folks, how the young folks lay their heads together! Master, master, look about you: Who goes there? ha! Hor. Peace, Grumio; 'tis the rival of my love: Petruchio, stand by a while. Gru. A proper stripling, and an amorous! I'll mend it with a largess: - Take your papers too, Gre. O this learning! what a thing it is! Hor. Grumio, mum ! Save you, signior Gre And I do hope good days, and long, to see. Gre. O, sir, such a life, with such a wife, were Pet. Why came I hither, but to that intent? Think you, a little din can daunt mine ears? Have I not in my time heard lions roar? Have I not heard the sea, puff'd up with winds, Rage like an angry boar, chafed with sweat? Have I not heard great ordnance in the field, And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies? Have I not in a pitched battle heard Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets' clang? And do you tell me of a woman's tongue; That gives not half so great a blow to the ear, As will a chesnut in a farmer's fire? Tush! tush! fear boys with bugs. 8 Gru. For he fears none. [Aside. Gre. Hortensio, hark! This gentleman is happily arriv'd, My mind presumes, for his own good, and yours. Hor. I promis'd we would be contributors, And bear his charge of wooing, whatsoe'er. Gre. And so we will; provided, that he win her. Gru. I would, I were as sure of a good dinner. [Aside. Enter TRANIO, bravely apparell'd; and BIONDELLO. Tra. Gentlemen, save you! If I may be bold, Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way To the house of signior Baptista Minola? Gre. He that has the two fair daughters: -is't [Aside to TRANIC.] he you mean? Biondello ! Tra. Even he. Tra. For what reason, I beseech you? Hor. That she's the chosen of signior Hortensio. To whom my father is not all unknown; Gre. What! this gentleman will out-talk us all. Luc. Sir, give him head; I know he'll prove a jade. Pet. Hortensio, to what end are all these words? Hor. Sir, let me be so bold as to ask you, Did you yet ever see Baptista's daughter? Tra. No, sir; but hear I do, that he hath two; The one as famous for a scolding tongue, As is the other for beauteous modesty. Pet. Sir, sir, the first's for me; let her go by. Gre. Yea, leave that labour to great Hercules; And let it be more than Alcides' twelve. Pet. Sir, understand you this of me, insooth; Tra. If it be so, sir, that you are the man And since you do profess to be a suitor, Tra. Sir, I shall not be slack in sign whereof Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. Gru. Bion. O excellent motion! Fellows 3, let's be gone. Hor. The motion's good indeed, and be it so ; — Petruchio, I shall be your ben venuto. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Baptista's House. To make a bondmaid and a slave of me: Kath. Of all thy suitors, here I charge thee, tell 1 Kath. Minion, thou liest; Is't not Hortensio ? Bian. If you affect him, sister, here I swear, I'll plead for you myself, but you shall have him. Kath. O then, belike, you fancy riches more ; You will have Gremio to keep you fair. Bian. Is it for him you do envy me so? Nay, then you jest; and now I well perceive, You have but jested with me all this while : I pr'ythee, sister Kate, untie my hands. Kath. If that be jest, then all the rest was so. Enter BAPTISTA. Bap. Why, how now, dame! whence insolence? [Strikes her. Bianca, stand aside; - poor girl! she weeps: Kath. Her silence flouts me, and I'll be reveng'd. [Flies after BIANCA. Bianca, get thee in. [Exit BIANCA. Kath. Will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see, She is your treasure, she must have a husband; I must dance barefoot on her wedding-day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell. Talk not to me; I will go sit and weep, Till I can find occasion of revenge. Bap. What, in my sight?. [Erit KATHARINA. Bap. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I? But who comes here? Enter GREMIO, with LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man; PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musician; and TRANIO, with BIONDELLO bearing a lute and books. Gre. Good-morrow, neighbour Baptista. Bap. Good-morrow, neighbour Gremio: save you, gentlemen! Pet. And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter Call'd Katharina, fair, and virtuous? Bap. I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katharina. Gre. You are too blunt, go to it orderly. Pet. You wrong me, signior Gremio; give me leave. I am a gentleman of Verona, sir, - That, hearing of her beauty, and her wit, |