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blowers up ! - Is there no military policy how virgins might blow up men ?
Par. Virginity being blown down,'man will quicklier be blown up; marry, in blowing him down again, with the breach yourselves made, you lose your city, It is not politic in the commonwealth of nature to preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational increase : and there was never virgin got, till virginity was first loft. That you were made of, is metal to make virgins. Virginity, by being once loft, may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost; 'tis too cold a companion : away with't.
Hel. I will stand for't a little, though therefore I die a virgin.
Par. There's little can be said in't; 'tis against the rule of nature. To speak on the part of virginity, is to accuse your mother ; which is most infallible disobedience. As he that hangs himself, fo is a virgin :
Virginity murthers itself, and fhould be buried in • highways out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate 6 offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, ( much like a cheefe ; confumes itself to the very pa
ring, and so dies with feeding its own stomach. ! Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of
felf-love; which is the moít prohibited fin in the
canon. Keep it not, you cannot chufe but lose by't. • Out with’t: within ten years it will make itself two, « which is a goodly increase, and the principal itself not much the worse.
Away with't. Hel. How might one do, Sir, to lose it to her own liking?
Par. Let me see. Marry, ill, toʻlike him that ne'er it likes. 'Tis a commodity will lose the glofs with lying. The longer kept, the less worth; off with’t while 'tis vendible. Answer the time of request. Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out of fathion ; richly futed, but unfutable: just like the brooch and the tooth-pick, which we wear nót' now. "Your date is better in your pre and your porridge, than in your cheek; and your virginity, your old virginity, is liko one of our-French wither’d pears; it looks iil, it eats drily; marry, 'tis a wither'd pcar : it was formerly bet
ter; and a friend, A phænix, captain, and an enemy; A guide, a goddess, and a fovereign; A counselior, a traitress, and a dear : His humble air.bition, proud humility; His jarring concord; and his discord dulcet; His faith, his sweet disailer; with a world (): pretty fond adopticus Christendoms, That blirking Cupid gofiips. Now shall hermapresent I know not, & C.
ter; marry, yet ’tis a wither'd pear. Will you any thing with it?
Het. Not my virginity yet,
Par. What one, i' faith ?
Hel. That wilhing well had not a body in't-
[Exit Page. Par. Little Helen, farewel; if I can remember thee, I will think of thee at court,
Hel, Monsieur Parolles, you were born under a eharitable star.
Par. Under Mars, I..
Hel. The wars have kept you founder, that you must needs be born under Mars.
Par. When he was predominant.
Par. That's for advantage.
Hel. So is running away, when fear proposes fafety but the composition, that your valour and fear makes in you, is a virtue of a good ming; and I like the wear well.
Par. I am so full of businesses, as I cannot answer thee acutely : I will return perfe&t courtier ; in the which, my inftrudjon fhall serve to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable of courtier's counsel, and under stand what advice fhall thrust upon thee; else thou dieft in thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance makes thee away: farewela When thou hart leisure, fay thy prayers ; when thou hast none, remember thy friends; get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee . fo farewel.
[Exit. 3 CE N E IV. "Hel. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to Heav'n. The fated sky Gives us free scope; only doth backward pull Our flow designs, when we ourselves are dull
. What power is it which mounts my love so high, That makes me fee, and cannot feed mine eye? The mightieft fpace in fortune nature brings To join like likes, and kiss like native things. Impoffible be strange attempts to those That weigh their pain in sense; and do fuppofc, What hath been, cannot be. Whoever ftrove To Thew her merit, that did miss her love? The King's disease -- my project may deceive me, But my intents are fix’d, and will not leave me. (Exit,
Changes to the court of France. Flourish cornets. Enter the king of France with letiers,
and divers attendants.
i Lord. So 'tis reported, Sir.
King. Nay, 'tis most credible; we here receive it, A certainty vouch'd from our cousin Austria ; With caution, that the Florentine will move us For speedy aid ; wherein our dearest friend Prejudicates the business, and would seem To have us make denial.
i Lord. His love and wisdom, Approv'd so to your Majesty, may plead For ample credence.
King. He hath arm'd our answer ;
2 Lord. It may well serve
Enter Bertram, Lafeu, and Parolles. i Lord. It is the Count Rousillon, my good Lord, Young Bertram.
King. Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face. Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, Hath well compos'd thee. Thy father's moral parts May'st thou inlierit too! Welcome to Paris.
Ber. My thanks and duty are your Majesty's.
King. I would I had that corporal soundness now, As when thy father and myself in friend thip First try'd our foldiership : he did look far Into the service of the time, and was Discipled of the brav'st. He lasted long; But on us both did haggith age steal on, And wore us out of act. It much repairs me To talk of your good father; in his youth He had the wit which I can well observe To-day in our young lords; but they may jest, Till their own scorn return to them unnoted, Ere they can liide their levity in honour: So like : courtier, no contempt or bitterness Were in lim; pride or sharpness, if there were, His equal had awak'd them; and his honour,
Clock to itself, knew the true minute when
younger Which, follow'd well, would now demonstrate them But goers backward.
Ber. His good remembrance, Sir,
King. Would I were with him! he would always say,
my flame lacks oil; to be the snuff Of younger spirits, whose apprehensive senses All but new things disdain ; whose judgments are Mere fathers of their garments ; whose constancies Expire before their fathions :--- this he wish’d. I, after him, do after him wish too (Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home) I quickly were dissolved from my hive, To give some labourer room,
2 Lord. You're loved, Sir; They that least lend it
first. Ring. I fill a place, I know't. How long is’t, Count, Since the physician at your father's died? He was much fam’d.
Ber. Some six months since, my Lord.
King. If he were living, I would try him yet; Lend me an arm;
the rest have worn me out With several applications; nature and sickness Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, Count, My son's no dearer. Ber. Thank your Majesty. (Flourish. Exeunt.