And pray God's blessing into thy attempt: ACT II. [Exeunt. sword entrenched it: say to him, I live; and observe his reports for me. 2 Lord. We shall, noble captain. Par. Mars dote on you for his novices! [Exeunt Lords.] What will you do? Ber. Stay; the king [Seeing him rise. Par. Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble SCENE I-Paris. A room in the King's palace. of too cold an adieu : be more expressive to them; lords; you have restrained yourself within the list Flourish. Enter King, with young Lords taking for they wear themselves in the cap of time, there, leave for the Florentine war; Bertram, Parol-do muster true gait, eat, speak, and move under les, and attendants. King. Farewell, young lord, these warlike prin- Do not throw from you :-and you, my lord, fare- Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain all, 1 Lord. It is our hope, sir, King. No, no, it cannot be; and yet my heart King. Those girls of Italy, take heed of them; Par. 'Tis not his fault; the spark2 Lord. Ò, 'tis brave wars Ber. I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock, Commit it, count. 2 Lord. I am your accessary; and so farewell. Ber. I grow to you, and our parting is a tortured body. 1 Lord. Farewell, captain. 2 Lord. Sweet monsieur Parolles ! Par. Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals:You shall find in the regiment of the Spinii, one captain Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here on his sinister cheek; it was this very (1) i. e. Those excepted who possess modern Italy, the remains of the Roman empire. (2) Seeker, inquirer. (3) Be not captives before you are soldiers. (4) With a noise, bustle. (5) In Shakspeare's time it was usual for gentlemen to dance with swords on. the influence of the most received star; and though Par. Worthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy sword-men. [Exe. Bertram and Parolles. Enter Lafeu. Laf. Pardon, my lord, [Kneeling.] for me and No. O, will you eat Laf. King. King. Laf Nay, I'll fit you, [Exit Lafeu. And not be all day neither. Re-enter Lafeu, with Helena. Laf. Nay, come your ways. This haste hath wings indeed. (6) They are the foremost in the fashion. (12) By profession is meant her declaration of the (10) A female physician. (11) A kind of dance. object of her coming. A traitor you do look like; but such traitors Hel. The rather will I spare my praises towards him; Knowing him, is enough. On his bed of death King. We thank you, maiden ;| A senseless help, when help past sense we deem. King. I cannot give thee less, to be call'd Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I give, Hel. What I can do, can do no hurt to try, From simple sources ;5 and great seas have dried, Thy pains, not us'd, must by thyself be paid: A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame,Traduc'd by odious ballads; my maiden's name Sear'd otherwise; no worse of worst extended, With vilest torture let my life be ended. King. Methinks, in thee some blessed spirit doth speak; weak: His powerful sound, within an organ Hel. If I break time, or flinch in property Hel. heaven. Hel. Then shalt thou give me, with thy kingly hand, What husband in thy power I will command: King. Here is my hand; the premises observ'd, More should I question thee, and more I must; Though, more to know, could not be more to trust; From whence thou cam'st, how tended on,-But rest Unquestion'd welcome, and undoubted blest.— Give me some help here, ho!-If thou proceed As high as word, my deed shall match thy deed. [Flourish. Exeunt. SCENE II-Rousillon. A room in the Countess's Palace. Enter Countess and Clown. Count. Come on, sir; I shall now put you to the height of your breeding. (7) i. e. Pretend to greater things than befits the mediocrity of my condition. (8) The evening star. (9) i. e. May be counted among the gifts enjoyed by thee. (10) The spring or morning of life. ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. Clo. I will show myself highly fed, and lowly taught: I know my business is but to the court. Count. To the court! why, what place make you special, when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court! Clo. Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand, and say nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and, indeed, such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the court; but, for me, I have an answer will serve all men. Count. Marry, that's a bountiful answer, that fits all questions. Clo. It is like a barber's chair, that fits all buttocks; the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock. Count. Will your answer serve fit to all questions? Clo. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your French crown for your taffata punk, as Tib's rush for Tom's fore-finger, as a pancake for Shrove-Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin. Count. Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for all questions? Clo. From below your duke, to beneath your constable, it will fit any question. Count. It must be an answer of most monstrous size, that must fit all demands. Clo. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned should speak truth of it: here it is, and all that belongs to't: Ask me, if I am a courtier; it shall do you no harm to learn. Count. To be young again, if we could: I will be a fool in question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I pray you, sir, are you a courtier? Clo. O Lord, sir,--There's a simple putting off;-more, more, a hundred of them. Count. Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you. Clo. O Lord, sir,-Thick, thick, spare not me. Count. I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely meat. Clo. O Lord, sir,-Nay, put me to't,I warrant you. Count. Do you cry, O Lord, sir, at your whipping, and spare not me? Indeed, your O Lord, sir, is very sequent to your whipping; you would answer very well to a whipping, if you were but bound to't. Count. Haste you again. Act 11 [Exeunt severally. SCENE III-Paris. A room in the King's our philosophical persons, to make modern? and Par. Why, 'tis the rarest argument of wonder, that hath shot out in our latter times. Ber. And so 'tis. Laf. To be relinquished of the artists,- Laf. That gave him out incurable,Par. Why, there 'tis; so say I too. Laf. Not to be helped, Par. Right: as 'twere, a man assured of anLaf. Uncertain life, and sure death. Par. Just, you say well; so would I have said. Laf. I may truly say, it is a novelty to the world. ing, you shall read it in, What do you call Par. It is, indeed: if you will have it in showthere? Laf. A showing of a heavenly effect in an earthly actor. Par. That's it I would have said: the very same. the brief and the tedious of it; and he is of a most Laf. Very hand of heaven. Laf. In a most weak transcendence: which should, indeed, give us a Laf. Generally thankful. Enter King, Helena, and attendants. Laf. Lustick, as the Dutchman says: I'll like Par. Mort du Vinaigre! Is not this Helen? Clo. I ne'er had worse luck in my life, in my-Sit, my preserver, by thy patient's side; O Lord, sir: I see, things may serve long, but not serve ever. Count. I play the noble housewife with the time, to entertain it so merrily with a fool. Clo. O Lord, sir,-Why, there't serves well again. And urge her to a present answer back: Clo. Not much commendation to them. Clo. Most fruitfully; I am there before my legs. (1) Properly follows. King. Go, call before me all the lords in court.— Enter several Lords. Fair maid, send forth thine eye: this youthful parcel tress Fall, when love please!-marry, to each, but one!" (6) Lustigh is the Dutch word for lusty, cheerful Laf. I'd give bay Curtal, and his furniture, My mouth no more were broken than these boys', And writ as little beard. King. Peruse them well: Heaven hath, through me, restor'd the king to health. All. We understand it, and thank heaven for you. Let the white death sit on thy cheek for ever; Hel. Thanks, sir; all the rest is mute.2 Laf. I had rather be in this choice, than throw ames-ace3 for my life. Hel. The honour, sir, that flames in your fair eyes, Before I speak, too threateningly replies: Love make your fortunes twenty times above Her that so wishes, and her humble love! 2 Lord. No better, if you please. Hel. My wish receive, Which great love grant! and so I take my leave. Laf. Do all they deny her? An they were sons of mine, I'd have them whipped; or I would send them to the Turk, to make eunuchs of. Hel. Be not afraid [To a Lord] that I your hand should take; I'll never do you wrong for your own sake: Laf. These boys are boys of ice, they'll none have her sure, they are bastards to the English; the French ne'er got them. : Hel. You are too young, too happy, and too good, To make yourself a son out of my blood. 4 Lord. Fair one, I think not so. Laf. There's one grape yet,-I am sure, thy father drank wine.-But if thou be'st not an ass, I am a youth of fourteen; I have known thee already. Hel. I dare not say I take you; [To Bertram.] but I give Me, and my service, ever whilst I live, Ber. My wife, my liege? I shall beseech your highness, In such a business give me leave to use Know'st thou not, Bertram, What she has done for me? A poor physician's daughter my wife!-Disdain Rather corrupt me ever! King. 'Tis only title thou disdain'st in her, the I can build up. Strange is it,.that our bloods, I can create the rest: virtue, and she, Hel. That you are well restor❜d, my lord, I am glad; Let the rest go. King. My honour's at the stake; which to defeat, I must produce my power: Here, take her hand, Proud scornful boy, unworthy this good gift; That dost in vile misprision shackle up My love, and her desert; that canst not dream, We, poising us in her defective scale, Shall weigh thee to the beam: that wilt not know, It is in us to plant thine honour, where We please to have it grow: Check thy contempt : Obey our will, which travails in thy good : Believe not thy disdain, but presently Do thine own fortunes that obedient right, Which both thy duty owes, and our power claims; Or I will throw thee from my care for ever, Into the staggers, and the careless lapse Of youth and ignorance; both my revenge and hate, Loosing upon thee in the name of justice, Without all terms of pity: Speak; thine answer. Ber. Pardon, my gracious lord; for I submit My fancy to your eyes: When I consider, What great creation, and what dole of honour, Flies where you bid it, I find that she, which late Was in my nobler thoughts most base, is now The praised of the king; who, so ennobled, Is, as 'twere, born so. King. Take her by the hand, And tell her, she is thine: to whom I promise A counterpoise; if not to thy estate, A balance more replete. Ber. I take her hand. King. Good fortune, and the favour of the king, Smile upon this contract; whose ceremony Shall seem expedient on the now-born brief, 238 ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. And be perform'd to-night: the solemn feast [Exeunt King, Bertram, Helena, Lords, and Laf. Do you hear, monsieur? a word with you. Par. Your pleasure, sir? Laf. Your lord and master did well to make his recantation. there's news for you; you have a new mistress. Par. Ay, sir. Laf. The devil it is, that's thy master. Why dost thou garter up thy arms o' this fashion? dost make hose of thy sleeves? do other servants so? Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands. By mine honour, if I were but two hours younger, I'd beat thee: methinks, thou art a gene Par. Recantation?-My lord? my master? Laf. Are you companion to the count Rousillon? man. Laf. To what is count's man; count's master is of another style. Par. You are too old, sir; let it satisfy you, you are too old. Laf. I must tell thee, sirrah, I write man; to which title age cannot bring thee. Par. What I dare too well do, I dare not do. Laf. I did think thee, for two ordinaries, to be a pretty wise fellow; thou didst make tolerable vent of thy travel; it might pass; yet the scarfs, and the bannerets, about thee, did manifoldly dissuade me from believing thee a vessel of too great a burden. I have now found thee; when I lose thee again, I care not yet art thou good for nothing but taking up; and that thou art scarce worth. Par. Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee, Laf. Do not plunge thyself too far in anger, lest thou hasten thy trial; which if-Lord have mercy on thee for a hen! So, my good window of lattice, fare thee well; thy casement I need not open, for I look through thee. Give me thy hand. Par. My lord, you give me most egregious indignity. Laf. Ay, with all my heart; and thou art worthy of it. Par. I have not, my lord, deserved it. Laf. Yes, good faith, every dram of it; will not bate thee a scruple. Par. Well, I shall be wiser. Laf. E'en as soon as thou canst, for thou hast to pull at a smack o' the contrary. If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf, and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage. I have a desire to hold my acquaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge; that I may say, in the default,2 he is a man I know. Par. My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation. Laf. I would it were hell-pains for thy sake, and my poor doing eternal: for doing I am past; as I will by thee, in what motion age will give me leave. [Exit. Par. Well, thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off me; scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord!Well, I must be patient; there is no fettering of authority. I'll beat him, by my life, if I can meet him with any convenience, an he were double and double a lord. I'll have no more pity of his age, than I would have of-I'll beat him, an if I could but meet him again. Re-enter Lafeu. Laf. Sirrah, your lord and master's married, (1) i. e. While I sat twice with thee at dinner. offence, and every man should beat thee. I think, thou wast created for men to breathe3 themselves upon thee. Par. This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord. Laf. Go to, sir; you were beaten in Italy for picking a kernel out of a pomegranate; you are a vagabond, and no true traveller: you are more saucy with lords, and honourable personages, than the heraldry of your birth and virtue gives you commission. You are not worth another word, else [Exit. I'd call you knave. I leave you. Enter Bertram. Par. Good, very good; it is so then.-Good, very good; let it be concealed a while. I Ber. Undone, and forfeited to cares for ever! sworn, Par. What? what, sweet heart? Ber. O my Parolles, they have married me :I'll to the Tuscan wars, and never bed her. Par. France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits The tread of a man's foot: to the wars! Ber. There's letters from my mother; what the import is, I know not yet. Par. Ay, that would be known: To the wars, my boy, to the wars! He wears his honour in a box unseen, That hugs his kicksy-wicksy4 here at home; Ber. It shall be so; I'll send her to my house, Par. Will this capricio hold in thee, art sure? Ber. Go with me to my chamber, and advise me. I'll send her straight away: To-morrow. I'll to the wars, she to her single sorrow. Par. Why, these balls bound; there's noise in it. -'Tis hard; A young man, married, is a man that's marr'd: SCENE IV-The same. Another room in the |