'I own,' continued Burke, 'I did not half relish this announcement of the firm purpose of our seconds; but I was in for it, and could not get back. I sometimes thought Dosy a dear purchase at such an expense; but it was no use to grumble. Major Mug was sorry to say that there was a review to take place immediately, at which the Ensign must attend, and it was impossible for him to meet me until the evening; but,' added he, at this time of the year it can be of no great consequence. There will be plenty of light till nine, but I have fixed seven. In the meantime, you may as well divert yourself with a little pistol practice, but do it on the sly, as, if they were shabby enough to have a trial, it would not tell well before the jury.

"Promising to take a quiet chop with me at five, the Major retired, leaving me not quite contented with the state of affairs. I sat down, and wrote a letter to my cousin, Phil Purdon of Kanturk, telling him what I was about, and giving directions what was to be done in the case of any fatal event. I communicated to him the whole story-deplored my unhappy fate in being thus cut off in the flower of my youth-left him three pair of buckskin breeches-and repented my sins. This letter I immediately packed off by a special messenger, and then began half-a-dozen others, of various styles of tenderness and sentimentality, to be delivered after my melancholy decease. The day went off fast enough, I assure you; and at five the Major, and Wooden-leg Waddy, arrived in high spirits.

"Here, my boy,' said Waddy, handing me the pistols, here are the flutes; and pretty music, I can tell you, they make.'

“As for dinner,' said Major Mug, 'I do not much care; but, Mr. Burke, I hope it is ready, as I am rather hungry. We must dine lightly, however, and drink not much. If we come off with flying colours, we may crack a bottle together by and by; in case you shoot Brady, I have every thing arranged for our keeping out of the way until the thing blows over-if he shoot you, I'll see you buried. Of course, you would not recommend any thing so ungenteel as a prosecution. No. I'll take care it shall all appear in the papers, and announce that Robert Burke, Esq., met his death with becoming fortitude, assuring the

unhappy survivor that he heartily forgave him, and wished him health and happiness.'

"I must tell you,' said Wooden-leg Waddy, it's all over Mallow, and the whole town will be on the ground to see it. Miss Dosy knows of it, and is quite delighted—she says she will certainly marry the survivor. I spoke to the magistrate to keep out of the way, and he promised, that though it deprived him of a great pleasure, he would go and dine five miles offand know nothing about it. But here comes dinner. Let us be jolly.'

"I cannot say that I played on that day as brilliant a part with the knife and fork as I usually do, and did not sympathize much in the speculations of my guests, who pushed the bottle about with great energy, recommending me, however, to refrain. At last, the Major looked at his watch, which he had kept lying on the table before him from the beginning of dinner-started up clapped me on the shoulder, and declaring it only wanted six minutes and thirty-five seconds of the time, hurried me off to the scene of action a field close by the Castle.*

"There certainly was a miscellaneous assemblage of the inhabitants of Mallow, all anxious to see the duel. They had pitted us like game-cocks, and bets were freely taken as to the chances of our killing one another, and the particular spots. One betted on my being hit in the jaw, another was so kind as to lay the odds on my knee. A tolerably general opinion appeared to prevail that one or other of us was to be killed; and much goodhumoured joking took place among them, while they were deciding which. As I was double the thickness of my antagonist, I was clearly the favorite for being shot; and I heard one fellow near me say, Three to two on Burke, that he's shot firstI bet in ten-pennies.'

"Brady and Codd soon appeared, and the preliminaries were arranged with much punctilio between our seconds, who mutually

* The Castle is the residence of Sir C. D. O. Jephson Norreys, M. P. for the town of Mallow. The family name is Jephson, (changed to Norreys in 1838,) and the family who own the Manor of Mallow, are descendants from Sir John Jephson who, in the time of James I., married the heiress of Sir John Norreys, President of Munster.-M.

and loudly extolled each other's gentlemanlike mode of doing business. Brady could scarcely stand with fright, and I confess that I did not feel quite as Hector of Troy, or the Seven Champions of Christendom, are reported to have done on similar occasions. At last the ground was measured-the pistols handed to the principals—the handkerchief dropped-whiz! went the bullet within an inch of my ear--and crack! went mine exactly on Ensign Brady's waistcoat pocket. By an unaccountable accident, there was a five-shilling piece in that very pocket, and the ball glanced away, while Brady doubled himself down, uttering a loud howl that might be heard half a mile off. The crowd was so attentive as to give a huzza for my success.

“Codd ran up to his principal, who was writhing as if he had ten thousand colics, and soon ascertained that no harm was done. "What do you propose,' said he to my second—'What do you propose to do, Major?'

"As there is neither blood drawn nor bone broken,' said the Major, I think that shot goes for nothing.'

"I agree with you,' said Captain Codd.

"If your party will apologize,' said Major Mug, I'll take my man off the ground.'

'Certainly,' said Captain Codd, ‘you are quite right, Major, in asking the apology, but you know that it is my duty to refuse it.' "You are correct, Captain,' said the Major; 'I then formally require that Ensign Brady apologize to Mr. Burke.'

"I as formally refuse it,' said Captain Codd.

"We must have another shot, then,' said the Major. "Another shot, by all means,' said the Captain.

"Captain Codd,' said the Major, you have shown yourself in this, as in every transaction of your life, a perfect gentleman.' "He who would dare to say,' replied the Captain, ‘that Major Mug is not among the most gentlemanlike men in the service, would speak what is untrue.'

"Our seconds bowed, took a pinch of snuff together, and proceeded to load the pistols. Neither Brady nor I was particularly pleased at these complimentary speeches of the gentlemen, and, I am sure, had we been left to ourselves, would have declined the second shot. As it was, it appeared inevitable.

"Just, however, as the process of loading was completing, there appeared on the ground my cousin Phil Purdon, rattling in on his black mare as hard as he could lick. When he came in sight he bawled out,

"I want to speak to the plaintiff in this action—I mean, to one of the parties in this duel. I want to speak to you, Bob Burke.'

"The thing is impossible, sir,' said Major Mug.

Perfectly impossible, sir,' said Captain Codd.

"Possible or impossible is nothing to the question,' shouted Purdon; Bob, I must speak to you.'

"It is contrary to all regulation,' said the Major.

"Quite contrary,' said the Captain.

Phil, however, persisted, and approached me. Are you

fighting about Dosy Mac?' said he to me in a whisper.

"Yes,' I replied.

“And she is to marry the survivor, I understand?'

"So I am told,' said I.

“Back out, Bob, then; back out, at the risk of a hunt. Old Mick Macnamara is married.'

"Married!' I exclaimed.

Poz,' said he. 'I drew the articles myself. He married his housemaid, a girl of eighteen; and,'-here he whispered. What,' I cried, 'six months!'.

Six months,' said he, and no mistake.'

"Ensign Brady,' said I, immediately coming forward, 'there has been a strange misconception in this business. I here declare, in presence of this honourable company, that you have acted throughout like a man of honour, and a gentleman; and you leave the ground without a stain on your character.'

Brady hopped three feet off the ground with joy at the unexpected deliverance. He forgot all etiquette, and came forward to shake me by the hand.

'My dear Burke,' said he 'it must have been a mistake: let us swear eternal friendship.'

"For ever,' said, 'I resign you Miss Theodosia.'

"You are too generous,' he said, but I cannot abuse your generosity.'

"It is unprecedented conduct,' growled Major Mug. 'I'll never be second to a Pekin again.'

"My principal leaves the ground with honour,' said Captain Codd, looking melancholy nevertheless.

Humph!' grunted Wooden-leg Waddy, lighting his meer

shaum.

"The crowd dispersed much displeased, and I fear my reputation for valour did not rise among them. I went off with Purdon to finish a jug at Carmichael's, and Brady swaggered off to Miss Dosy's. His renown for valour won her heart. It cannot be denied that I sunk deeply in her opinion. On that very evening Brady broke his love, and was accepted. Mrs. Mac. opposed, but the red-coat prevailed.

"He may rise to be a general,' said Dosy, and be a knight, and then I will be Lady Brady.'

"Or if my father should be made an earl, angelic Theodosia, you would be Lady Thady Brady,' said the ensign.

"Beautiful prospect!' cried Dosy; 'Lady Thady Brady! What a harmonious sound!'

"But why dally over the detail of my unfortunate loves? Dosy and the ensign were married before the accident which had befallen her uncle was discovered; and, if they were not happy, why, then you and I may. They have had eleven children, and, I understand, he now keeps a comfortable eatinghouse close by Cumberland basin in Bristol. Such was my duel with ensign Brady of the 48th."

"Your fighting with Brady puts me in mind, that the finest duel I ever saw," said Joe MacGillycuddy, was between a butcher and bulldog, in the Diamond of Derry."

"I am obliged to you for your comparison," said Burke, “but I think it is now high time for dinner, and your beautiful story will keep. Has any body the least idea where dinner is to be raised?"

To this no answer was returned, and we all began to reflect with the utmost intensity.