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Oli. How say you to that, Malvolio ?

Mal. I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal : I saw him put down the other day with an ordinary fool that has no more brain than a stone. Look you now, he 's out of his guard already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him, he is gagged. I protest I take these wise men, that crow so at these set kind of fools, no better than the fools' zanies.

Oli. O, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste with a distempered appetite. To be generous, guiltless, and of free disposition, is to take those things for birdbolts that you deem cannon-bullets : There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove.

Clo. Now Mercury endue thee with leasing, a for thou speakest well of fools !

Re-enter MARIA. Mar. Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman much desires to speak with you.

Oli. From the count Orsino, is it?

Mar. I know not, madam; 't is a fair young man, and well attended.

Oli. Who of my people hold him in delay?
Mar. Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman.

Oli. Fetch him off, I pray you; he speaks nothing but madman: Fie on him! [Exit Maria.] Go you, Malvolio: if it be a suit from the count, I am sick, or not at home ; what you will, to dismiss it. (Exit Malvolio.] Now you see, sir, how your fooling grows old, and people dislike it.

clo. Thou hast spoke for us, madonna, as if thy eldest son should be a fool; whose skull Jove cram

& Leasing-falsehood. The meaning probably is, since thou speakest the truth of fools (which is not profitable), may Merciiry give thee the advantageous gift of lying.

the gate.

with brains ! for here he comes, one of thy kin, has a most weak pia mater.

Enter Sir Toby BELCH. Oli. By mine honour, half drunk. What is he at the gate, cousin ?

Sir To. A gentleman.
Oli. A gentleman? what gentleman !

Sir To. 'T is a gentleman here- A plague o' these pickle-herrings !-How now, sot?

Clo. Good sir Toby,

Oli. Cousin, cousin, how have you come so early by this lethargy?

Sir To. Lechery! I defy lechery : There 's one at
Oli. Ay, marry; what is he?

Sir To. Let him be the devil, an he will, I care not: give me faith, say I. Well, it 's all one. [Exit.

Oli. What 's a drunken man like, fool?

Clo. Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman : one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

Oli, Go thou and seek the crowner, and let him sit o' my coz; for he's in the third degree of drink, he's drowned : go, look after him.

Clo. He is but mad yet, madonna; and the fool shall look to the madman.

[Exit Clown. Re-enter MALVOLIO. Mal. Madam, yond young fellow swears he will speak with you. I told him you were sick; he takes on him to understand so much, and therefore comes to speak with you: I told him you were asleep; he seems to have a foreknowledge of that too, and therefore comes to speak with you. What is to said to him, lady? he 's fortified against any denial.

Oli. Tell him he shall not speak with me.

He is very

Mal. He has been told so; and he says, he 'll stand at

your door like a sheriff's post, and be the supporter of a bench, but he 'll speak with you.

Oli. What kind of man is he? Mal. Why, of mankind. Oli. What manner of man? Mal. Of very ill manner; he 'll speak with you, will you, or no.

oli. Of what personage, and years, is he?

Mal. Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy; as a squash is before 't is a peascod, or a codling when 't is almost an apple : 't is with him in standing water, between boy and man. well favoured, and he speaks very shrewishly; one would think his mother's milk were scarce out of him.

Oli. Let him approach : Call in my gentlewoman. Mal. Gentlewoman, my lady calls.

[Exit.
Re-enter MARIA.
Oli. Give me my veil : come, throw it o'er my face.
We 'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.

Enter VIOLA.
Vio. The honourable lady of the house, which is she?
Oli. Speak to me, I shall answer for her: Your will?

Vio. Most radiant, exquisite, and unmatchable beauty, I pray you tell me if this be the lady of the house, for I never saw her: I would be loth to cast away my speech ; for, besides that it is excellently well penned, I have taken great pains to con it. Good beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very comptible, a even to the least sinister usage.

Oli. Whence came you, sir?

Vio. I can say little more than I have studied, and that question 's out of my part. Good gentle one, give

& Comptible-accountable, ready to submit.

me modest assurance if you be the lady of the house, that I may proceed in my speech.

Oli. Are you a comedian ?

Vio. No, my profound heart; and yet, by the very fangs of malice I swear I am not that I play. Are you the lady of the house?

Oli. If I do not usurp myself, I am.

Vio. Most certain, if you are she you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will on with my speech in your praise, and then show you the heart of my message.

Oli. Come to what is important in 't: I forgive you the praise.

Vio. Alas, I took great pains to study it, and 't is poetical.

Oli. It is the more like to be feigned ; I pray you, keep it in. I heard you were saucy at my gates; and allowed your approach, rather to wonder at you than to

If
you
he not mad, be gone;

if reason, be brief : 't is not that time of moon with me to make one in so skipping a dialogue.

Mar. Will you hoist sail, sir ? here lies your way.

Vio. No, good swabber; I am to hu]l here a little longer.—Some mollification for your giant, sweet lady.

Oli. Tell me your mind.
Vio. I am a messenger.

Oli. Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office.

Vio. It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage; I hold the olive in my hand : my words are as full of peace as matter.

Oli. Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you?

Vio. The rudeness that hath appeared in me, have I learned from my entertainment. What I am, and what

hear you.

you have

I would, are as secret as maidenhead : to your ears, divinity; to any other's, profanation.

Oli. Give us the place alone: we will hear this divinity. [Exit Maria.] Now, sir, what is your text ?

Vio. Most sweet lady,

Oli. A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it. Where lies your text ?

Vio. In Orsino's bosom.
Oli. In his bosom? In what chapter of his bosom ?

Vio. To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.

Oli. O, I have read it; it is heresy. Have you no more to say?

Vio. Good madam, let me see your face.

Oli. Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face ? you are now out of your text: but we will draw the curtain, and show you the picture. [Unveiling.] Look you, sir, such a one I was this present: Is 't not well done?

Vio. Excellently done, if God did all.

Oli. 'T is in grain, sir; 't will endure wind and weather.

Vio. 'T is beauty truly blent, whose red and white Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on : Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive, If you will lead these graces to the grave, And leave the world no copy.

Oli. O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give out divers schedules of my beauty : It shall be inventoried ; and every particle, and utensil, labelled to my will : as, item, two lips indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were you sent hither to praise me ?

Vio. I see you what you are : you are too proud ;
But, if you were the devil, you are fair.
My lord and master loves you ; 0, such love

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