Eva. It is a fery discretion answer; save, the faul' is in the 'ort dissolutely: the 'ort is, according to our meaning, resolutely ;-his meaning is good. Shal. Ay, I think my cousin meant well. Re-enter ANNE PAGE. Shal. Here comes fair mistress Anne :-Would I were young for your sake, mistress Anne! Anne. The dinner is on the table; my father desires your worship's company. grace. Shal. I will wait on him, fair mistress Anne. Eva. Od's plessed will! I will not be absence at the [Exeunt SHAL. and SIR H. EVANS. Anne. Will 't please your worship to come in, sir? Slen. No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily; I am very well. Anne. The dinner attends you, sir. Slen. I am not a-hungry, I thank you, forsooth. Go, sirrah, for all you are my man, go, wait upon my cousin Shallow: [Exit SIMPLE.] A justice of peace sometime may be beholden to his friend for a man:-I keep but three men and a boy yet, till my mother be dead: But what though? yet I live like a poor gentleman born. Anne. I may not go in without your worship: they will not sit till you come. Slen. I' faith, I'll eat nothing; I thank you as much as though I did. Anne. I pray you, sir, walk in. Slen. I had rather walk here, I thank you; I bruised my shin the other day with playing at sword and dagger with a master of fence, three veneys for a dish of stewed prunes; and, by my troth, I cannot abide the smell of hot meat since. Why do your dogs bark so? be there bears i' the town. Anne. I think there are, sir; I heard them talked of. Slen. I love the sport well; but I shall as soon quar VOL. III. C rel at it, as any man in England :-You are afraid if you see the bear loose, are you not? Anne. Ay, indeed, sir. Slen. That's meat and drink to me now: I have seen Sackerson loose twenty times; and have taken him by the chain: but, I warrant you, the women have so cried and shrieked at it, that it passed: a-but women, indeed, cannot. abide 'em; they are very ill-favoured rough things. Re-enter PAGE. Page. Come, gentle master Slender, come; we stay for you. Slen. I'll eat nothing, I thank you, sir. Page. By cock and pye, you shall not choose, sir : come, come. Slen. Nay, pray you, lead the way. Page. Come on, sir. Slen. Mistress Anne, yourself shall go first. Anne. Not I, sir; pray you, keep on. Slen. Truly, I will not go first; truly, la: I will not do you that wrong. Anne. I pray you, sir. Slen. I'll rather be unmannerly than troublesome; you do yourself wrong, indeed, la. SCENE II.-The same. Enter SIR HUGH EVANS and SIMPLE. [Exeunt. Eva. Go your ways, and ask of b Doctor Caius' house, which is the way: and there dwells one mistress Quickly, which is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer, and his wringer. C a It passed-it surpassed; or, it passed expression-a common mode of referring to something extraordinary. b Of Dr. Caius' house-ask for Dr. Caius' house-ask which is the way. © Laundry. Sir Hugh means to say launder, or laundress. Sim. Well, sir. Eva. Nay, it is petter yet :-give her this letter; for it is a 'oman that altogether 's acquaintance with mistress Anne Page: and the letter is, to desire and require her to solicit your master's desires to mistress Anne Page: I pray you, begone; I will make an end of my dinner; there's pippins and cheese to come. [Exeunt. SCENE III.-A Room in the Garter Inn. Enter FALSTAFF, Host, BARDOLPH, Nym, Pistol, and ROBIN. Fal. Mine host of the Garter, Host. What says my bully-rook? Speak scholarly and wisely. Fal. Truly, mine host, I must turn away some of my followers. Host. Discard, bully Hercules; cashier: let them wag; trot, trot. Fal. I sit at ten pounds a week. Host. Thou 'rt an emperor, Cæsar, Keisar, and Pheezar. I will entertain Bardolph; he shall draw, he shall tap said I well, bully Hector? Fal. Do so, good mine host. Host. I have spoke; let him follow: Let me see thee froth, and live: I am at a word; follow. [Exit Host. Fal. Bardolph, follow him a tapster is a good trade: an old cloak makes a new jerkin; a withered servingman a fresh tapster: Go; adieu. Bard. It is a life that I have desired; I will thrive. [Exit BARD. Pist. O base Hungarian wight! wilt thou the spigot wield? Nym. He was gotten in drink: Is not the humour conceited? [His mind is not heroic, and there's the humour of it.] Fal. I am glad I am so acquit of this tinder-box; his thefts were too open; his filching was like an unskilful singer, he kept not time. Nym. The good humour is to steal at a minute's rest. Pist. Convey, the wise it call: Steal! foh; a fico for the phrase. Fal. Well, sirs, I am almost out at heels. Pist. Why, then let kibes ensue. Fal. There is no remedy; I must coney-catch; I must shift. Pist. Young ravens must have food. Fal. Which of you know Ford of this town? Pist. I ken the wight; he is of substance good. Ful. My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about. Pist. Two yards, and more. Fal. No quips now, Pistol: Indeed I am in the waist two yards about; but I am now about no waste; I am about thrift. Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford's wife; I spy entertainment in her; she discourses, she carves, she gives the leer of invitation: I can construe the action of her familiar style; and the hardest voice of her behaviour, to be Englished rightly, is, I am sir John Falstaff's. Pist. He hath studied her will, and translated her will, out of honesty into English. Nym. The anchor is deep: Will that humour pass ? Fal. Now, the report goes she has all the rule of her husband's purse; he hath a legion of angels. Pist. As many devils entertain; and, "To her, boy," say I. Nym. The humour rises; it is good: humour me the angels. Fal. I have writ me here a letter to her and here another to Page's wife; who even now gave me good eyes too; examined my parts with most judicious eyliads; sometimes the beam of her view gilded my foot, sometimes my portly belly. Pist. Then did the sun on dunghill shine. Fal. O, she did so course o'er my exteriors with such a greedy intention, that the appetite of her eye did seem to scorch me up like a burning-glass! Here's another letter to her: she bears the purse too; she is a region in Guiana, all gold and bounty. I will be cheater to them both, and they shall be exchequers to they shall be my East and West Indies, and I will trade to them both. Go, bear thou this letter to mistress Page; and thou this to mistress Ford: we will thrive, lads, we will thrive. me; Pist. Shall I sir Pandarus of Troy become, And by my side wear steel? then, Lucifer take all ! Nym. I will run no base humour: here, take the humour letter; I will keep the 'haviour of reputation. Fal. Hold, sirrah, [to Roв.] bear you these letters tightly; b Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores.- c And high and low beguile the rich and poor; Nym. I have operations, which be humours of re a The escheators, officers of the exchequer, were popularly called cheaters. b Tightly-briskly, cleverly. Gourd, fullam, high, and low, were cant terms for false dice. Pistol will have his tester in pouch by cheating at play. |