THE TABLETS OF AZIT-TIGLETH-MIPHANSI, THE SCRIBE. SEVENTEENTH FRAGMENT. 23. the Yunyanis-tpûti; things looked a Bit-rokki 24. they got a Bit-sherti and couldn't stand speeches from Uinstan and Silih, 25. ostentatiously folding their Burmenam-togaz around them and leaving the building 26. a petulant insult 27. The Bit-Phunki, the Bit-shivvri, the Bit-shéki 28. did quake like the aspen. 29. For there came in from all sides 30. marroh-phrisin reports of how 31. strongholds were falling all over 32. the country; Argailshah, Istdorsit, Midhárfad 33. (etsettrah) (Mene, Mene, and Tekel, and likewise 34. Upharsin-as plain as a pikestaff!) 35. For the Sobbaz and Rantaz, and wearers of broadcloth, 36. the thumpers of tubs of the largest kalibah, 37. had at last got a war-cry that paid like. ; were running amok 38. in Colonial matters, tearing passion to 39. tatters, ..... money same old consumed by the 40. astounding delusion Mali- were saving their country 21. And just about this time an obvious feeling 22. of abject foreboding spread all through the ranks of 41. from moral destruction by damning it 42. wholesale. 43. They'd discovered a brand-new description of 44. slave-trade (for which Arthab-álPhur and Milnah and others 54. carted off in the hold of a slaveship and treated 55. like rodents; then driven in herds 56. (under Hebrew task-masters with prominent noses, in diamond studs 57. and massive gold watch-chains) 58. to the hideous workings where no light ever enters, 59. there to slave for their brutal detestable drivers 60. in cimmerian darkness (what on earth is cimmerian? Still, I like it, .. 61. it sounds well!).... 62. till dragged to their dungeons,their nauseous compounds. 63. . ... A yellow edition of Uncle Tom's Cabin;-in the year 64. nineteen hundred and four it's too shocking!! 65. And all this while sober, available white men 73. (at late bai-elékshans) 74. that their ardent desires were ruthlessly blighted by this influx 75. of pigh-téls; but they haven't, lorblessyah, 76. the smallest intention of leaving a country like England 77. where pubs are so handy and strikes are so frequent 78. and football editions come out every half-hour 79. (it is strange how athletic these workmen are getting 80. by proxy! I shrewdly suspect there is some other motive!) 81. If they went to the Transvaal, I fancy it 82. wouldn't be long before work was suspended 83. to attend semi-finals,84. the Kaffir Corinthians Hotten(ham totspurs versus 85. . . . or something of that sort. 86. What remarkable friendships these philanthropist persons 87. contrive to get hold of! 88. Having wept on the shoulders of towzled Boer leaders 89. and moistened the heaving and redolent jibbahs 90. of unsehvari-arabz, 91. they throw their ekstatikh, hysterik embraces 92. (clasping black thread - gloved fingers) 93. round the necks of astonished haipothetik-al-kuliz 94. and bathe the excessively prominent cheek-bones of their newly-found allies in 95. tears of emotion whole thing's 96. d. But the Show Sunday Visitor (inspecting finished work of R.A.). O yes, I like that. I should go on with that, if I were you. The New Lord Warden of the WHAT? "Horrid torrid India?"-Stuff! In fact, the subject of our rhyme Comes home to seek a Walmer clime! THE increasing claims of Romantic [AT a recent meeting of the London Court Literature to take rank among our more of Common Council, Alderman Sir THOMAS BROOKE-HITCHING, speaking in support of a honourable trades cannot much longer be motion to reduce the age limit for the employdisregarded. Mr. Punch, ever anxious ment of children, said he did not believe that to be dans- or even a little ahead of going to work early in life was deleterious to le mouvement, and profiting by the a child. 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