If e'er ye try to speel the brae

Where poets lilt the melting lay; 7. But if ye'll tak’ a friend's advice,

I'll gi'e ye't in a verra trice.

When younkers differ on the green,
Ne'er fash your thumb, nor step between,
Or (as my great gran’-mither spake)
Ye'll may be get the redding straik.
Attend your horses and your plough,
This done, ye just do weel enough;
When Winter bites wi' tempests flisky,
Cowp aff a gill o' Cuttie's whisky;
And ay remember, auld or young,
To keep a clean weel scrapit tongue.
If at a chance, unlucky time,
Ye're whiskify'd to try a rhyme,
Ye'll mak'a shift 'mang gipsy lasses,
Altho' ye dinna ken Parnassus;
And tho' your poetry be nil hoc,
Ye're sure to shine at Cuttie's hillock..
Benlomond-Law, April 16, 1805.

Ibid.

LETTER TO ALEXANDER GIBSON HUNTER, ESQ.

No. 1, LOWER GUILDFORD STREET,

London, 20th December 1805. S1R,—Though now a stranger in the “ Land of Cakes,” the amor patriæ beats strong in my bosom,

and I feel the same degree of philanthropy towards my snuff-taking countrymen, as when we were wont to prime noses together. The comforts of your large and well-replenished horn, zested by your humorous and facetious conversation, are delightful to my recollection.

As a countryman and brother snuff-taker, I doubt not but that you will receive with pleasure any thing in praise of the all-powerful and never-enough-tobe-extolled plant. I therefore send you the following poem, which I received from a friend last New Year's day; and as it appears to me worthy of the subject to which it is dedicated, I think it a pity that it should be hid in obscurity, more especially as I am afraid there are many not sufficiently aware of the all-soothing comforts arising from “ a cannie pinch o' snuff.”

What would you think, therefore, of giving it a place in your very seful and much read Magazine next month, as a New Year's gift to all brother snuff-takers. Should you think proper to confer this honour upon it, it is at your service, from your sincere and obedient servant,

A BROTHER SNUFF-Taker.

A Dialogue on the Virtues of Snuff.

JACк. .
Come, nibour Tam, we'll tak’ a glass,

To hansel the new year ;

Sometimes a drap o' Fairntosh .si

The heart o man can cheer. !!. Yet troth its naething o' itsel,

Though this be right gude stuff; I wadna gi'e a button fort

Without a pinch o' snuff...'

O'Burgundy, or bright Champaigne,

They mak' an unco din;
To gi'e sae meikle gear for drinks:

Maun surely be a sin.:
An' after a' the braggarts say,

'Tis but poor shilpit stufff; I wadna tak’ a gallon o't

For a'e guid mull o' snuff.

Ye wadna weary, nibour Tam,

Were I to tak’ a while
To roose the virtues o this plant,

Which a' our waes beguile; i;
For when a bodie's sair cast down,

An' fortune looks but gruff, That chield maun be a silly lown:

Wha is nae cheer'd by snuff.

TAM.
Weary !-dear man, that canna be,

Wi' sic a bonnie theme;
I lo'e't sae weel, that ilka night

O'this braw plant I dream.

What's a' the med'cines that are ta'en,

An' doctors' puson'd stuff! I wadna gi' a grain for ane,

Elen o' the warst, o' snuff.

Didna the mirkie night come on,

When I maun wander hame, Like Virgil's shepherds, we might sing,

The laurel to obtain.'.
They sang o Philadas, and flames, :

O love, an' sic like stuff ;
While we life's dearest comfort sing,

A cannie pinch o' snuff.

Jack.
Surely had honest Virgil kenn'd

How snuff the brain can clear,
A cantie ode he wad ha'e penn'd

In praise o't ilka year.
What signifies your sangs o' love ?

They're naething else but buff;
The jades may a' be guid enough,

But nae sae guid as snuff.

There's Meg the wife's a dainty quean,

An' keeps a' things fu’ tight, But then she aye sae fashes me

Whene'er my nose I dight: In troth, her jibes I canna bear,

She gars me tak’ the huff,

When saucily she cries, “ Gudeman,

You're owre the lugs in snuff."

But, Tam, we e'en maun bide wi't a',

Though jibed up we be ;
The sneeshen-mull we still maun ca',

Tho' wives should tak’ the gee...
I lo'e my Maggie passing weel,

An' canty we might be,
Did nae she haunt me like a deil

About my dear Rappee.

It sweetens care at ilka hand,

It cures us o' our pains ;
What wad the learned doctors doe,

Did snuff ne'er clear their brains ?
Then, oh! ye gods, be kind to me

In your Elysian heaven;
Should I but ance, an weel, get there,
Treat me wi' Thirty-Seven !!!

Scots MAG. 1806.

GEORGE FREDERICK COOKE IN DUBLIN-MR.

MATTHEWS, AND MRS. BURNS.

MR. Cooke, now thirty-eight years of age, and having been seventeen years a player, during many of which he stood forward as the hero of the pro