The oldest sins the newest kind of ways? The moist impediments unto my speech, How cold it struck my heart! If I do feign, Hath fed upon the body of my father; Accusing it, I put it on my head, To try with it,-as with an enemy, But if it did infect my blood with joy, Or swell my thoughts to any strain of pride; Heaven put it in thy mind to take it hence, son, By what by-paths, and indirect crook'd ways, I met this crown; and I myself know well How troublesome it sat upon my head: So thou the garland wear st successively. [do, Have but their stings and teeth newly ta'en ont; / With foreign quarrels; that action hence borne out, May waste the memory of the former days. You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me; K. Hen. Look, look, here comes my John of P. John. Health, peace, and happiness to my K. Hen. Thou bring'st me happiness and But health, alack, with youthful wings is flown It hath been prophesied to me many years, ACT V. SCENE I.-Glostershire. A Hall in Shallow's House. Enter SHALLOW, FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, and Page. Shal. By cock and pye, sir, you shall not away to night. What, Davy, I say! Fal. You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow. Shal. I will not excuse you; you shall not be excused; excuses shall not be admitted; there is no excuse shall serve; you shall not be excused.— Why, Davy! Davy. Here, sir. Enter DAVY. Shal. Davy, Davy, Davy,-let me see, Davy; let me see :-yea, marry, William cook, bid him come hither. Sir John, you shall not be excused. Davy. Marry, sir, thus;-those precepts cannot be served and, again, sir,-shall we sow the headland with wheat? Shal. With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook ;-Are there no young pigeons? Davy. Yes, sir.-Here is now the smith's note, for shoeing and plough irons. Shal. Let it be cast, and paid :-Sir John, you shall not be excused. Davy. Sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had :-And, sir, do you mean to stop any of William's wages, about the sack he lost the other day at Hinckley fair? Shal. He shall answer it: Some pigeons Davy; a couple of short-legged hens; a joint of mutton; and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook. Davy. Doth the man of war stay all night, sir? Shal. Yes, Davy. I will use him well. A friend i' the court is better than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy; for they are arrant knaves, and will backbite. Davy. No worse than they are bitten, sir; for they have marvellous foul linen. [ness, Favy. Shal. Well conceited, Davy. About thy busiDavy. I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Wincot against Clement Perkes of the hill. Shal. There are many complaints, Davy, against that Visor; that Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge. Davy. I grant your worship that he is a knave, sir; but yet, Heaven forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his friend's request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for himself, when a knave is not. I have served your worship truly, sir, these eight years; and if I cannot once or twice in a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have but a very little credit with your worship. The knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I beseech your worship, let him be countenanced. Shal. Go to; I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy. [Exit DAVY.] Where are you, Sir John? Come, off with your boots. Give me your band, Master Bardolph. Bard. I am glad to see your worship. Shal. I thank thee with all my heart, kind Master Bardolph:-and welcome, my tall fellow. [To the Page.] Come, Sir John. [Exit SHALLOW. Fal. I'll follow you, good Master Robert | Shallow. Bardolph, look to our horses. [Exeunt BARDOLPH and Page.] If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of such bearded hermit's-staves as Master Shallow. It is a wonderful thing, to see the semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his: They, by observing of him, do bear themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with them, is turned into a justice-like serving man; their spirits are so married in conjunction with the participation of society, that they flock together in consent, like so many wild-geese. If I had a suit to Master Shallow, I would humour his men, with the imputation of being near their master: if to his men, I would curry with Master Shallow, that no man could better command his servants. It is certain that either wise bearing, or ignorant carriage, is caught as men take diseases, one of another: therefore let men take heed of their company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to keep Prince Henry in continual laughter the wearing-out of six fashions (which is four terms, or two actions), and he shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much that a he with a slight oath, and a jest with a sad brow, will do with a fellow that never bad the ache in his shoulders! O, you shall see him laugh, till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up. Shal. [Within.] Sir John! Fal. I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master SCENE II.-Westminster. Enter WARWICK and the Lord Chief Justice. Ch. Just. How doth the king? Ch. Just. I hope, not dead. War. He's walk'd the way of nature; The service that I truly did his life War. Indeed, I think the young king loves you not. Ch. Just. I know he doth not; and do arm myself, To welcome the condition of the time; Ch. Just. Alas! I fear all will be overturn'd. morrow. P. Humph., Cla. Good morrow, cousin. P. John. We meet like men that had forgot to speak. War. We do remember; but our argument Is all too heavy to admit much talk. P. John. Well, peace be with him that hath made us heavy! Ch. Just. Peace be with us, lest we be heavier! P. Humph. O, good my lord, you have lost a friend indeed: And I dare swear you borrow not that face P. John. Though no man be assur'd what grace to find, You stand in coldest expectation: I am the sorrier; 'would 't were otherwise. Cla. Well, you must now speak Sir John Fal. staff fair, Which swims against your stream of quality. Led by th' impartial conduct of my soul; Enter King HENRY V. Ch. Just. Good morrow; and Heaven sav70 your majesty! King. This new and gorgeous garment, majesty, Sits not so easy on me as you think. Brothers, you mix your sadness with some fear. This is the English, not the Turkish court: Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds, But Harry Harry: Yet be sal, good brothers, For to speak truth, it very well becomes you: Sorrow so royally in you appears, That I will deeply put the fashion on, And wear it in my heart. Why, then, be sad: But entertain no more of it, good brothers, Than a joint burthen laid upon us all. For me, by Heaven, I bid you be assur'd, I'll be your father and your brother too; Let me but bear your love, I'll bear your cares. Yet weep that Harry's dead; and so will I; But Harry lives, that shall convert those tears, By number into hours of happiness. P. John, &c. We hope no other from your majesty. King. You all look strangely on me:--and you [To the Chief Justice. most: You are, I think, assur'd I love you not. So great indignities you laid upon me? Ch. Just. I then did use the person of your To trip the course of law, and blunt the sword King. You are right, justice, and you weigh this well; Therefore still bear the balance and the sword; So shall I live to speak my father's words:- Now call we our high court of parliament: And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel As things acquainted and familiar to us ;--- [Exeunt. SCENE III.-Glostershire. The Garden of Shallow's House. Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLLOW, SILENCE, BARDOLPH, the Page, and DAVY. Shal. Nay, you shall see mine orchard, where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so forth; come, cousin Silence ;--and then to bed. Fal. You have here a goodly dwelling, and rich. Shal. Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beg- Fal. Why now, you have done me right. gars all, Sir John;-marry, good air.-Spread, [To SILENCE, who drinks a bumper. Davy; spread, Davy; well said, Davy. Fal. This Davy serves you for good uses: he is your serving man, and your husbandman. Shal. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir John.-By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper.-A good varlet. Now sit down now sit down:-come, cousin. Sil. Ah, sirrah! quoth-a,-we shall Do nothing but eat and make good cheer, [Singing. And ever among so merrily. Fal. There's a merry heart!-Good Master Silence, I'll give you a health for that anon. Shal. Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy. Davy. Sweet sir, sit; seating BARDOLPH and the Page at another table.] I'll be with you anon-most sweet sir, sit.- -Master page, good master page, sit: proface! What you want in meat, we'll have in drink. But you must bear; the heart's all. [Exit. Shal. Be merry, Master Bardolph;-and my little soldier there, be merry. Sil. [Singing.] Be merry, be merry, my wife has all; For women are shrews, both short and tall; Be merry, be merry, &c. Fal. I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this mettle. Sil. Who, I? I have been merry twice and once, ere now. Re-enter DAVY. Davy. There is a dish of leather-coats for you. [Setting them before BARDOLPH. Shal. Davy, Davy. Your worship?—I'll be with you straight. [To BARD.-A cup of wine, sir? Sil. [Singing.] A cup of wine, that's brisk and fine, Fal. Well said, Master Silence. Sil. If we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet of the night. Fal. Health and long life to you,Master Silence. Sil. [Singing.] Fill the cup, and let it come: I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom. Shal. Honest Bardolph, welcome: If thou want'st anything, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart.-Welcome, my little tiny thief [to the Page]; and welcome, indeed, too. -I'll drink to Master Bardolph, and to all the cavaleroes about London. Dany. I hope to see London once ere I die. Bard. Au I might see you there, Davy,Shal. You'll crack a quart together. Ha! will you not, Master Bardolph ? Bard. Yes, sir, in a pottle pot. Shal. I thank thee:-The knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that: he will not out; he is true bred. Bard. And I'll stick by him, sir. Sil. [Singing.] Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base !-- Pist. A foutra for the world, and worldlings base! I speak of Africa and golden joys. Fal. O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news? Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof. Sil. [Sings.] Pist. And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John. Shall dunghill curs confront the And shall good news be baffled? [Helicons? Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap. Shal. Honest gentleman, know not your breeding. Pist. Why, then, lament, therefore. Shal. Give me pardon, sir;-If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it there is bot two ways; either to utter them, or to conceal them. I am, sir, under the king, in some authority. Pist. Under which king, Bezonian? speak or die. Shal. Under King Harry. Pist. Shal. Harry the Pist. Harry the Fourth? or Fifth? A foutra for thine office!- Fal. What! is the old king dead? Pist. As nail in door: the things I speak are just. Fal. Away, Bardolph: saddle my horse.Master Robert Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land, 'tis thine.-Pistol, I will doublecharge thee with diguities. Bard. O joyful day!-I would not take a knighthood for my fortune. Pist. What? I do bring good news? Fal. Carry Master Silence to bed.-Master Shallow, my Lord Shallow, be what thou wilt, I ani fortune's steward. Get on thy boots: we'll ride all night:-0, sweet Pistol:-Away, Bar[Exit DAVY.dolph. [Exit BARD.]-Come, Pistol, utter more Shal. Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing: be merry [Knocking heard.] Look who's at door, there: Ho! who knocks? to me; and, withal, devise something to do thyself good.-Boot, boot, Master Shallow: I know the young king is sick for me. Let us take any man's horses; the laws of England are at my commandment. Happy are they which have been my friends; and woe unto my Lord Chief Justice! Pist. Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! Where is the life that late I led? say they; Why, here it is; Welcome these pleasant days. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-London. A Street. Enter Beadles, dragging in Hostess QUICKLY and DOLL TEAR-SHEET. Host. Ne, thou arrant knave; I would I might die that I might have thee hanged: thou hast drawn my shoulder out of joint. 1 Bead. The constables have delivered her over to me: and she shall have whipping cheer enough, I warrant her; there hath been a man or two lately killed about her. Doll. Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie. Come on; I'll tell thee what, thou damned tripe-visaged rascal; an the child I now go with do miscarry, thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paper-faced villain. Host. O that Sir John were come! he would make this a bloody day to somebody. But I would the fruit of her womb might miscarry! among them. Bead. If it do, you shall have a dozen of Enter the KING and his Train, the CHIEF JUSTICE cushions again; you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go with me; for the man is dead that you and Pistol beat among you. Doll. I'll tell thee what, thou thin man in a censer! I will have you as soundly swinged for this, you blue-bottle rogue! you filthy famished correctioner; if you be not swinged, I'll forswear Lalf-kirtles. 1 Bead. Come, come, you she knight-errant, come. Host. O, that right should thus o'ercome might! Well; of sufferance comes ease. Doll. Come, you rogue, come; bring me to a justice. Host. Yes; come you starved blood-hound. Doll. Goodman death; goodman bones! Host. Thou atomy, thou! Doll. Come, you thin thing; come, you rascal! 1 Bead. Very well. [Exeunt. SCENE V.-A public place near Westminster Abbey. Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes. 1 Groom. More rushes, more rusbes. 2 Groom. The trumpets have sounded twice. 1 Groom. It will be two of the clock ere they come from the coronation. [Exeunt Grooms. Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and the PAGE. Fal. Stand here by me,Master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him, as he comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he will give me. Pist. Bless thy lungs, good knight. Fal. Come here, Pistol; stand behind me-O, if I had had time to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I bor. rowed of you. [To SHALLOW.] But it is no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to see him. Fal. Save thy grace, King Hal! my royal Hal! Pist. The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame! Fal. Save thee, my sweet boy! King. My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man. Ch. Just. Have you your wits; know you what 'tis you speak? Fal. My King! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! King. I know thee not, old man: Fall to thy prayers; How ill white hairs become a fool and jester! Reply not to me with a fool-born jest; That I have turn'd away my former self; lord, To see perform'd the tenor of our word. Set on. [Exeunt KING and his Train. Fal. Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound. |