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men to reap some advantage from so many unre. garded hours, and as such you will encourage it.
• I shall conclude with giving you a sketch or two of my way of proceeding.
“If I have any business of consequence to do to. morrow, I am scarce dropt asleep to-night but I am in the midst of it; and when awake, I consider the whole procession of the atiair, and get the ad. yantage of the next day's experience before the sun has risen upon it.
• There is scarcely a great post but what I have some time or other been in; but my behaviour while I was master of a college pleases me so well, that whenever there is a province of that nature vacant I intend to step in as soon as I can.
“I have done many things that would not pass examination, when I have had the art of flying or being invisible; for which reason I am glad I am not possessed of those extraordinary qualities.
Lastly, Mr. Spectator, I have been a great correspondent of yours, and have read many of my letters in your paper which I never wrote you. If you have a mind I should really be so, I have got a parcel of visions and other miscellanies in my noctuary, which I shall send you to enrich your paper on proper occasions.
I am, &c.
N° 587. MONDAY, AUGUST 30, 1714.
Intus, et in cute novi.
PERS, Sat. ill. 30
Though the author of the following vision is un. known to me, I am apt to think it may be the work of that ingenious gentleman, who promised me, in the last paper, some extracts out of his noctuary.
I was the other day reading the life of Mahomet. Among many other extravagances, I find it recorded of that impostor, that in the fourth year of his age, the angel Gabriel caught him up while he was among his play-fellows; and, carrying him aside, cut open his breast, plucked out his heart, and wrung out of it that black drop of blood, in which, say the Turkish divines, is contained the fomes peccati, so that he was free from sin ever after, I immediately said to myself, Though this story be a fiction, a very good moral may be drawn from it, would every man but apply it to himself, and endeavour to squecze out of his heart whatever sins or ill qualities he finds in it.
• While my mind was wholly taken up with this contemplation, I insensibly fell into a most pleasing slumber, when methought two porters entered my shamber carrying a large chest between them. After
having set it down in the middle of the room they departed. I immediately endeavoured to open what was sent me, when a shape, like that in which we paint our angels, appeared before me, and forbade
" Enclosed,” said he, " are the hearts of several of your friends and acquaintance; but, before you can be qualified to see and animadvert on the failings of others, you must be pure yourself ;'' whereupon he drew out his incision knife, cut me open, took out my heart, and began to squeeze it. I was in a great confusion to see how many things, which I had always cherished as virtues, issued out of my heart on this occasion. In short, after it had been thoroughly squeezed, it looked like an empty bladder; when the phantom, breathing a fresh par. ticle of divine air into it, restored it safe to its former repository; and, having sewed me up, we be. gan to examine the chest.
( The hearts were all enclosed in transparent phials, and preserved in liquor which looked like spirits of wine. The first which I cast my eye upon I was afraid would have broke the glass which contained it. It shot up and down, with incredible. swiftness, through the liquor in which it swam, and very frequently bounced against the side of the phial. The fomes, or spot in the middle of it, was not large, but of a red fiery colour, and seemed to be the cause of these violent agitations. 66 That,” says my in-, structor, " is the heart of Tom Dreadnought, who behaved himself well in the late wars, but has for these two years last past been aiming at some post of honour to no purpose. He is lately retired into the country, where quite choked up with spleen and choler, he rails at better men than himself, and will be for ever uneasy, because it is impossible he should think his merits sufficiently rewarded.” The next : heart that I examined was remarkable for its smaller
ness; it lay still at the bottom of the phial, and I could hardly perceive that it beat at all. The fomes was quite black, and had almost diffused itself over the whole heart. 6 This,” says my interpreter," is the heart of Dick Gloomy, who never thirsted after any thing but money. Notwithstanding all his en. deavours, he is still poor. This has flung him into a most deplorable state of melancholy and despair. He is a composition of envy and idleness; hates mankind, but gives them their revenge hy being more uneasy to himself than to any one else.”
• The phial I looked upon next contained a large fair heart which beat very strongly. The fomes or spot in it was exceedingly small; but I could not help observing, that which way soever I turned the phial, it always appeared uppermost, and in the strongest point of light.
" The heart you are examining,” says my companion, “belongs to Will Worthy. He has, indeed, a' most noble soul, and is possessed of a thousand good qualities. The speck which
discover is vanity.” Here,” says
66 is the heart of Free love, your intimate friend.”. “ Freelove and I,” said I,
are at present very cold to one another, and I do not care for looking on the heart of a man which I fear is overcast with rancour.” My teacher commanded me to look upon it: I did so, and to my unspeakable surprise, found that a small swell. ing spot, which I at first took to be ill-will towards me, was only passion; and that upon my nearer inspection it wholly disappeared; upon which the phantom told me Freelove was one of the best.na. túred men alive.
“ This,” says my teacher, 6 is a female heart of your acquaintance." I found the fomes in it of the larg 'st size, and of a hundred different colours, which were still varying eyery moment. Upor
my asking to whom it belonged, I was informed that it was the heart of Coquetilla.
I set it down, and drew out another, in which I took the fomes at first sight to be very small, but was amazed to find that, as I looked steadfastly upon it, it grew still larger. It was the heart of Melissa, a noted prude who lives next door to me.
“ I show you this,” says the phantom, “because it is indeed a rarity, and you have the happiness to know the person to whom it belongs.” He then put into my hand a large crystal glass, that enclosed an heart, in which, though I examined it with the ut. most nicety, I could not perceive any blemish. I made no scruple to affirm that it must be the heart of Seraphina; and was glad but not surprised, to find that it was 60. “ She is indeed," continued my guide, 6 the ornament as well as the her sex.” At these last words he pointed to the hearts of several of her female acquaintance which lay in different phials, and had very large spots in them, all of a deep blue. 66 You are not to wonder, says he, “ that you see no spot in an heart, whose innocence has been proof against all the corruptions of a depraved age. If it has any blemish, it is too small to be discovered by human eyes.”
I laid it down, and took up the hearts of other females, in all of which the fomes ran in several veins, which were twisted together, and made a very perplexed figure. I asked the meaning of it, and was told it represented deceit.
" I should have been glad to have examined the hearts of several of my acquaintance, whom I knew to be particularly addicted to drinking, gaming, intriguing, &c. but' my interpreter told me I must let that alone until another opportunity, and flung down the cover of the chest with so much violence as immediately awoke me.'