TO A LADY WORKING A PAIR OF RUFFLES. WHAT means this useless cost, this wanton pride? Pleased I survey, fair nymph, your happy skill, sober quill, Anxious to list each art in Virtue's cause, Go on, dear maid, your utmost power essay, Let every nymph like you the gift prepare, And banish foreign pomp and costly show; What lover but would burn the prize to wear, Or blush by you pronounced his country's foe? Your smiles can win when patriot speeches fail, Your frowns control when justice threats in vain; O'er stubborn minds your softness can prevail, And placemen drop the bribe if you complain. Then rise the guardians of your country's fame, Or wherefore were ye form'd like angels fair? By beauty's force our venal arts reclaim, And save the drooping virtues from despair. FEMALE EMPIRE, A TRUE HISTORY. LIKE Bruin's was Avaro's breast, In Hymen's bands they both were tied, Like other nymphs, at church they swore Which, with each learned nymph before, If Chloe now would have her will, But Celia scorn'd the plaintive moan, With flashing eye and angry tone Yet once the mandates of his Turk For why? important was his work, 'To register old shoes!' The parish register. And does (said she), the wretch dispute Then straight she to his closet flew, Henceforth (said she) my calls regard, Nor let thy vulgar cares retard Victorious sex! alike your art Place me, ye gods, beneath the throne ON MR. SAMUEL COOKE'S POEMS. WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1749. INDEED, Master Cooke! You have made such a book, To see such a smoke Without any visible fire. What a nice bill of fare, And approved by the critics of taste! Every fancy to hit, But here in due order is placed. And Yet, for all this parade, your lines are all scragged and raw; Though you've hack'd and have hew'd, And have squeezed and have stew'd, Your forced-meat is n't all worth a straw. Though your satire you spit, "Tis n't season'd a bit, And your puffs are as heavy as lead; Boil, roast, hash, or grill, Yet still it is all a calf's head. I don't mind your huffing, I protest I'm as sick as a dog; I'd not mince the matter, Then, good master Slice! Shut up shop, if you're wise, And the' unwary no longer trepan; Such advice indeed is hard, And may stick in your gizzard, But digest it as well as you can. THE MISTAKE. ON CAPTAIN BLUFF. 1750. SAYS a Gosling, almost frighten'd out of her wits, his heel, [feel.' How my heart it goes pit-a-pat; pray, mother, Says the Goose, very gravely, Pray don't talk so wild; Those looks are as harmless as mine are, my child. And as for his sword there, so bright and so nice, I'll be sworn 'twill hurt nothing besides frogs and mice. Nay, prithee don't hang so about me, let loose, TO A LADY, WITH A BASKET OF FRUIT. ONCE of forbidden fruit the mortal taste |