Aud. Ay, I know who 't is; he hath no interest in me in the world: here comes the man you mean. Enter William. Touch. It is meat and drink to me to see a clown: By my troth, we that have good wits have much to answer for; we shall be flouting; we cannot hold. Will. Good even, Audrey. Aud. God ye good even, William. Will. And good even to you, sir. Touch. Good even, gentle friend: Cover thy head, cover thy head; nay, prithee, be covered. How old are you, friend?" Will. Five-and-twenty, sir. Touch. A ripe age: Is thy name William? Will. William, sir. Orl. Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady. Ros. Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to sound, when he showed me your handkercher? Orl. Ay, and greater wonders than that. there was never anything so sudden, but the fight Ros. O, I know where you are:-Nay, 't is true of two rams, and Cæsar's thrasonical brag ofĮ came, saw, and overcame:' For your brother and my sister no sooner met, but they looked; no sooner looked, but they loved; no sooner loved, but they sighed; no sooner sighed, but they asked one another the reason; no sooner knew the reason, but they sought the remedy: and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs to marriage, which they marriage: they are in the very wrath of love, and will climb incontinent, or else be incontinent before they will together; clubs cannot part them. Touch. Thank God!-a good answer: Art rich? Will. Faith, sir, so, so. Ort. They shall be married to-morrow; and I will Touch. So, so, is good, very good, very excellent bid the duke to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a good and yet it is not; it is but so, so. Art thou thing it is to look into happiness through another Will. Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit. man's eyes! By so much the more shall I to-mor[wise? Touch. Why, thou say'st well. I do now remem-row be at the height of heart-heaviness, by how ber a saying: The fool doth think he is wise, but much I shall think my brother happy, in having the wise man knows himself to be a fool.' The Ros. Why then, to-morrow I cannot serve your heathen philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape, would open his lips when he put it into his turn for Rosalind? mouth; meaning thereby, that grapes were made to eat, and lips to open. You do love this maid? Will. I do, sir. Touch. A fair name: Wast born i' the forest here? Touch. Give me your hand: Art thou learned? Touch. Then learn this of me; To have, is to have: For it is a figure in rhetoric, that drink, being poured out of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty the other: For all your writers do consent, that ipse is he; now you are not ipse, for I am Will. Which he, sir? he, what he wishes for. I a Orl. I can live no longer by thinking. Ros. I will weary you no longer then with idle talking. Know of me then, (for now I speak to some purpose,) that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit: I speak not this that you should bear know you are; neither do I labour for a greater good opinion of my knowledge, insomuch, I say, esteem than may in some little measure draw a belief from you, to do yourself good, and not to grace me. Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things; I have, since I was three year old, Touch. He, sir, that must marry this woman: conversed with a magician, most profound in his Therefore, you, clown, abandon, which is in the art, and yet not damnable. If you do love Rosalind vulgar, leave, the society, which in the boorish is, so near the heart as your gesture cries it out, when your brother marries Aliena shall you marry her: I company, of this female, which in the common is, know into what straits of fortune she is driven; and woman, which together is, abandon the society of this female; or, clown, thou perishest; or, to thy venient to you, to set her before your eyes to-morit is not impossible to me, if it appear not inconbetter understanding, diest; or to wit, I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into death, thy row, human as she is, and without any danger. liberty into bondage: I will deal in poison with Orl. Speakest thou in sober meanings! thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy with though I say I am a magician: Therefore, put you Ros. By my life I do; which I tender dearly, thee in faction; I will o'errun thee with policy; I in your best array, bid your friends; for if you will will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways; therefore be married to-morrow, you shall; and to Rosalind, tremble and depart. Aud. Do, good William. Will. God rest you merry, sir. Enter Corin. [Exit. if you will. Cor. Our master and mistress seeks you; come, away, away. Touch. Trip, Audrey, trip, Audrey;-I attend, I attend. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-The same. Enter Orlando and Oliver. Orl. Is 't possible, that on so little acquaintance you should like her? that, but seeing, you should love her? and, loving, woo? and, wooing, she should grant? and will you persevere to enjoy her? Oli. Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the poverty of her, the Sinall acquaintance, my sudden wooing, nor her sudden consenting; but say with me, I love Aliena; say with her, that she loves me; consent with both, that we may enjoy each other: it shall be to your good; for my father's house, and all the revenue that was old sir Rowland's, will I estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd. Orl. You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow: thither will I invite the duke, and all his contented followers: Go you, and prepare Aliena; for, look you, here comes my Rosalind. Enter Rosalind. Ros. God save you, brother. Ros. O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee wear thy heart in a scarf. Orl. It is my arm. Enter Silvius and Phebe. Look, here comes a lover of mine, and a lover of Phe. Youth, you have done me much ungentleness, Sil. It is to be all made of faith and service ;- Phe. And I for Ganymede. Sil. It is to be all made of fantasy, All made of passion, and all made of wishes; Phe. And so am I for Ganymede. Ros. I thought thy heart had been wounded with Sil. If this be so, why blame you me to love you? [To Phebe. the claws of a lior. Orl. If this be so, why blame you me to love you? | Ros. Who do you speak to, 'Why blame you me to love you?' Orl. To her, that is not here, nor doth not hear. Ros. Pray you, no more of this; 't is like the howling of Irish wolves against the moon.-I will help you, [te Silvius] if I can:--I would love you, [to Phebe] if I could.-To-morrow meet me altogether. -I will marry you, [to Phebe] if ever I marry woman, and I'll be married to-morrow:-I will satisfy you, [to Orlando] if ever I satisfied man, and you shall be married to-morrow:-I will content you, [to Silvius] if what pleases you contents you, and you shall be married to-morrow. As you [to Orlando] love Rosalind, meet; as you [to Silvius] love Phebe, meet; And as I love no woman, I'll meet.-So, fare you well: I have left you commands. Sil. I'll not fail, if I live. Phe. Nor 1. Duke S. That would I, had I kingdoms to give with her. Ros. And you say, you will have her, when I bring SCENE III.-The same. morrow will we be married. Aud. I do desire it with all my heart: and I hope it is no dishonest desire, to desire to be a woman of the world. Here comes two of the banish'd duke's pages. Enter two Pages. 1 Page. Well met, honest gentleman. [a song; Touch. Truly, young gentlemen, though there was no great matter in the ditty, yet the note was very untuneable. 1 Page. You are deceived, sir; we kept time, we lost not our time. Touch. By my troth, yes; I count it but time lost to hear such a foolish song. God be with you; and God mend your voices! Come, Audrey. [Ex. SCENE IV.-Another Part of the Forest. Duke S. Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy Ros. Patience once more, whiles our compact is You say, if I bring in your Rosalind, [To the Duke. Enter Touchstone and Audrey. these couples are coming to the ark! Here comes a Faq. There is, sure, another flood toward, and pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools. Touch. Salutation and greeting to you all! Faq. Good my lord, bid him welcome. This is the motley-minded gentleman that I have so often met in the forest: he hath been a courtier, he swears. Touch. If any man doubt that, let him put me to my purgation. I have trod a measure; I have flattered a lady; I have been politic with my friend, smooth with mine enemy; I have undone three tailors; I have had four quarrels, and like to have fought one. Faq. And how was that ta'en up? Touch. 'Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the seventh cause. Faq. How seventh cause?-Good my lord, like this Touch. God 'ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. Touch. Upon a lie seven times removed;-Bear your body more seeming, Audrey :-as thus, sir. I did dislike the cut of a certain courtier's beard; he sent me word, if I said his beard was not cut well, he was in the mind it was: This is called the 'Retort courteous.' If I sent him word again it was not well cut, he would send me word, he cut it to please himself: This is called the 'Quip modest.' If again, it was not well cut, he disabled my judgment: This is called the 'Reply churlish.' If again, it was not well cut, he would answer, I spake not true: This is called the Reproof valiant. If again, it was not well cut, he would say, I lie: This is called the Counter-check quarrelsome:' and so to the 'Lie circumstantial,' and the 'Lie direct.' [well cut? Faq. And how oft did you say, his beard was not Touch. I durst go no further than the Lie circumstantial,' nor he durst not give me the Lie direct: and so we measured swords and parted. L Faq. Can you nominate in order now the degrees | I am the second son of old sir Rowland, of the lie? Touch. O sir, we quarrel in print, by the book; as you have books for good manners. I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort courteous; the second, the Quip modest; the third, the Reply churlish; the fourth, the Reproof valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with circumstance; the seventh, the Lie direct. All these you may avoid, but the lie direct; and you may avoid that too, with an If. I knew when seven justices could not take up a quarrel; but when the parties were met themselves, one of them thought but of an If, as, 'If you said so, then I said so;' and they shook hands, and swore brothers. Your Ifis the only peace-maker; much virtue in f Faq. Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at anything, and yet a fool. Duke S. He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and Hym. Then is there mirth in heaven, Good duke, receive thy daughter, Yea, brought her hither; That thou might'st join her hand with his, Ros. To you I give myself, for I am yours. [To Duke S. To you I give myself, for I am yours. [To Orlando. Duke S. If there be truth in sight, you are my daughter. Orl. If there be truth in sight, you are my Rosa- Ros. I'll have no father, if you be not he:- I'll have no husband, if you be not he. 'T is I must make conclusion If truth holds true contents. [To Orlando and Rosalind. [To Oliver and Celia. [To Touchstone and Audrey. As the winter to foul weather. SONG. Wedding is great Juno's crown; O blessed bond of board and bed! Phe. I will not eat my word, now thou art mine; Faq.de B. Let me have audience for a word, ortwo;| That bring these tidings to this fair assembly: Play, music;-and you brides and bridegrooms all, And thrown into neglect the pompous court? Faq. To him will I: out of these convertites You [to Oliver] to your land, and love, and great You [to Silvius] to a long and well-deserved bed;- Faq. To see no pastime I:-what you would have EPILOGUE. [A dance. Ros. It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue: but it is no more unhandsome, than to see wine needs no bush,' 't is true, that a good play the lord the prologue. If it be true, that 'good needs no epilogue: Yet to good wine they do use good bushes; and good plays prove the better by the help of good epilogues. What a case am I in then, that am neither a good epilogue, nor cannot insinuate with you in the behalf of a good play! I am not furnished like a beggar, therefore to beg will not become me: my way is to conjure you; and I'll begin with the women. I charge you, O women, for the love you bear to men, to like as much of this play as please you and I charge you, O men, for the fove you bear to women, (as I perceive by your simpering, none of you hates them,) that between you and the women, the play may please. If I were a woman, I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me, and breaths that I defied not: and, I am sure, as many as have good beards, or good faces, or sweet breaths, will, for my kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell. [Exeunt. SCENE I.-Before an Alehouse on a Heath. Enter Hostess and Sly. world slide: Sessa! Sly. I'll pheese you, in faith. Host. A pair of stocks, you rogue! Sly. Y are a baggage; the Slys are no rogues: Look in the chronicles, we came in with Richard Conqueror. Therefore, paucas pallabris; let the [burst? Host. You will not pay for the glasses you have Sly. No, not a denier: Go by, S. Jeronimy,-Go to thy cold bed, and warm thee. Host. I know my remedy, I must go fetch the thirdborough. [Exit. Sly. Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, I'll answer him by law: I'll not budge an inch, boy; let him come, and kindly. [Lies down on the ground, and falls asleep. Wind horns. Enter a Lord from hunting, with his Train. Lord. Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds: Brach Merriman,-the poor cur is emboss'd; 1 Hun. Why, Belman is as good as he, my lord; Lord. Thou art a fool; if Echo were as fleet, This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly. Lord. Even as a flattering dream, or worthless fancy. Then take him up, and manage well the jest: And ask him what apparel he will wear; As he shall think, by our true diligence, Lord. Take him up gently and to bed with him; And each one to his office, when he wakes. Re-enter a Servant. How now? who is it? Enter Players. Now, fellows, you are welcome. Players. We thank your honour. Lord. Do you intend to stay with me to-night? 2 Play. So please your lordship to accept our duty. Lord. With all my heart.-This fellow I remember, Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son;T was where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well: I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part Was aptly fitted, and naturally perform'd. [means, 1 Play. I think, 't was Soto that your honour Lord. 'T is very true;-thou didst it excellent.Well, you are come to me in happy time; The rather for I have some sport in hand, Wherein your cunning can assist me much. There is a lord will hear you play to-night: But I am doubtful of your modesties; Lest, over-eyeing of his odd behaviour, (For yet his honour never heard a play,) You break into some merry passion, And so offend him; for I tell you, sirs, If you should smile, he grows impatient. 1 Play. Fear not, my lord; we can contain ourWere he the veriest antic in the world. [selves, Lord. Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery, And give them friendly welcome every one: Let them want nothing that my house affords.[Exeunt Servant and Players. Sirrah, go you to Bartholomew, my page, To a Servant. And see him dress'd in all suits like a lady: And then, with kind embracements, tempting | As lively painted as the deed was done. [wood ; [kisses, 3 Sery. Or Daphne, roaming through a thorny Scratching her legs that one shall swear she bleeds: And at that sight shall sad Apollo weep, And with declining head into his bosom, See this despatch'd with all the haste thou canst; [Exit Servant. So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn. Than any woman in this waning age. 1 Serv. And, till the tears that she hath shed for Sly. Am I a lord? and have I such a lady? I smell sweet savours, and I feel soft things:- I know the boy will well usurp the grace, conserves? Sly. For God's sake, a pot of small ale. [sack? 1 Serv. Will 't please your lordship drink a cup of 2 Serv. Will 't please your honour taste of these [day? 3 Serv. What raiment will your honour wear toSly. I am Christophero Sly. Call not me-honour, nor lordship: I never drank sack in my life; and if you give me any conserves, give me conserves of beef: Ne'er ask me what raiment I 'll wear : for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet; nay, sometime, more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my | toes look through the overleather. [our! 1 Serv. O yes, my lord; but very idle words:-- Sly. I thank thee; thou shalt not lose by it. Lord. Heaven cease this idle humour in your hon- I Serv. O, this it is that makes your lady mourn. [Music. And twenty caged nightingales do sing: Lord. We'll show thee Io, as she was a maid; Marry, I fare well; for here is cheer enough. Page. Here, noble lord. What is thy will with her? My men should call me lord; I am your goodman. Lord. Madam. [band; [ladies. Sly. Al'ce madam, or Joan madam? Sly. 'T is much. Servants, leave me and her alone. Or, if not so, until the sun be set: For your physicians have expressly charg'd, Enter a Servant. Serv. Your honour's players, hearing your amend |