Host. Thou art an unjust man in saying so; thou | Meet me to-morrow i'the Temple-hall: or any man knows where to have me, thou knave thou! At two o'clock i'the afternoon: P. Hen. Thou sayest true, hostess; and he slanders thee most grossly. Host. So he doth you, my lord; and said this other day, you ought him a thousand pound. P. Hen. Sirrah, do I owe you a thousand pound? Ful. A thousand pound, Hal? a million: thy love is worth a million; thou owest me thy love. Host. Nay, my lord, he called you Jack, and said, he would cudgel you. Fal. Did I, Bardolph ? Bard. Indeed, sir John, you said so. Fal. Yea; if he said, my ring was copper. P. Hen. I say, 'tis copper: Darest thou be as good as thy word now? Fal. Why, Hal, thou knowest, as thou art but man, I dare: but, as thou art prince, I fear thee, as I fear the roaring of the lion's whelp. P. Hen. And why not, as the lion? Fal. The king himself is to be feared as the lion: Dost thou think, I'll fear thee as I fear thy father? nay, an I do, I pray God, my girdle break! P. Hen. O, if it should, how would thy guts fall about thy knees! But, sirrah, there's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty, in this bosom of thine; it is all filled up with guts and midriff. Charge an honest woman with picking thy pocket! Why, thou whoreson, impudent, embossed rascal, if there were any thing in thy pocket but tavern-reckonings, memorandums of bawdy-houses, and one poor pennyworth of sugar-candy, to make thee long winded; if thy pocket were enriched with any other injuries but these, I am a villain. And yet you will stand to it; you will not pocket up wrong: Art thou not ashamed? Fal. Dost thou hear, Hal? thou knowest, in the state of innocency, Adam fell; and what should poor Jack Falstaff do, in the days of villany? Thou seest I have more flesh than another man; and therefore more frailty.You confess, then, you picked my pocket? P. Hen. It appears so by the story. Fal. Hostess, I forgive thee: Go, make ready breakfast; love thy husband, look to thy servants, cherish thy guests: thou shalt find me tractable to any honest reason: thou seest I am pacified.-Still? -Nay, pr'ythee, be gone. [Exit Hostess.] Now, Hal, to the news at court: For the robbery, lad,How is that answered? P. Hen. O, my sweet beef, I must still be good angel to thee:-The money is paid back again. Fal. O, I do not like that paying back, 'tis a double labour. P. Hen. I am good friends with my father, and may do any thing. Fal. Rob me the exchequer, the first thing thou doest, and do it with unwashed hands too. Bard. Do, my lord. P. Hen. I have procured thee, Jack, a charge of foot. Fal. I would, it had been of horse. Where shall I find one that can steal well? O for a fine thief, of the age of two and twenty, or thereabouts! I am heinously unprovided. Well God be thanked for these rebels, they offend none but the virtuous; I laud them, I praise them. P. Hen. Bardolph.—— Bard. My lord. There shalt thou know thy charge; and there receive [Exeunt PRINCE, POINS, and BArdolph. Fal. Rare words! brave world!-Hostess, my breakfast; come : O, I could wish, this tavern were my drum. [Exit. ACT IV. SCENE I.-The Rebel Camp near Shrewsbury. Hot. Do so, and 'tis well : Enter a Messenger, with letters. [Exit. [fect Wor. I would the state of time had first been whole, Wor. Your father's sickness is a maim to us. P. Hen. Go bear this letter to lord John of Lancaster, On the nice hazard of one doubtful hour? Go, Poins, to horse, to horse; for thou, and I, The very bottom and the soul of hope; Doug. 'Faith, and so we should; Where now remains a sweet reversion : We may boldly spend upon the hope of what Is to come in: A comfort of retirement lives in this. Hot. A rendezvous, a home to fly unto, If that the devil and mischance look big Upon the maidenhead of our affairs. Wor. But yet, I would your father had been here. He cannot draw his power this fourteen days. The quality and hair of our attempt Of our proceedings, kept the earl from hence; And stop all sight-holes, every loop, from whence I, rather, of his absence make this use ;- Enter Sir RICHARD VERNON. Hot. My cousin Vernon! welcome, by my soul. Ver. Pray God, my news be worth a welcome, lord. The earl of Westmoreland, seven thousand strong, Is marching hitherwards; with him, prince John. Hot. No harın: What more? Ver. And further, I have learn'd, The king himself in person is set forth, Or hitherwards intended speedily, With strong and mighty preparation. Hot. He shall be welcome too. Where is his son, The nimble-footed mad-cap prince of Wales. And his comrades, that daff'd the world aside, And bid it pass? Ver. All furnish'd, all in arms, And witch the world with noble horsemanship. And to the fierce-ey'd maid of smoky war, Doug. That's the worst tidings that I hear of yet. Hot. Doug. Talk not of dying; I am out of fear [Exeunt. SCENE II.-A public Road near Coventry. Enter FALSTAFF and BARDolph. Fal. Bardolph, get thee before to Coventry; fill me a bottle of sack: our soldiers shall march through: we'll to Sutton-Colefield to-night. Bard. Will you give me money, captain? Bard. This bottle makes an angel. Fal. An if it do, take it for thy labour; and if it make twenty, take them all, I'll answer the coinage. Bid my lieutenant Peto meet me at the town's end. Bard. I will, captain: farewell. [Exit. Fal. If I be not ashamed of my soldiers, I am a souced gurnet. I have misused the king's press damnably. I have got, in exchange of a hundred and fifty soldiers, three hundred and odd pounds. I press me none but good householders, yeomen's sons: inquire me out contracted bachelors, such as had been asked twice on the bans; such a commodity of warm slaves, as had as lief hear the devil as a drum; such as fear the report of a caliver, worse than a struck fowl, or a hurt wild-duck. I pressed me none but such toasts and butter, with hearts in their bellies no bigger than pins' heads, and they have bought out their services; and now my whole charge consists of ancients, corporals, lieutenants, gentlemen of companies, slaves as ragged as Lazarus in the painted cloth, where the glutton's dogs licked his sores and such as, indeed, were never soldiers; but discarded unjust serving-men, younger sons to younger brothers, revolted tapsters, and ostlers trade-fallen; the cankers of a calm world, and a long peace; ten times more dishonourable ragged than an old faced ancient: and such have I, to fill up the rooms of them that have bought out their services, that you would think, that I had a hundred and fifty tattered prodigals, lately come from swine keeping, from eating draff and husks. A mad fellow met me on the way, and told me, I had unloaded all the gibbets, and pressed the dead bodies. No eye hath seen such scare-crows. I'll not march through Coventry with them, that's flat;-Nay, and the villains march wide betwixt the legs, as if they had gyves on; for, indeed, I had the most of them out of prison. There's but a shirt and a half in all my company; and the half-shirt is two napkins, tacked together, and thrown over the shoulders like a herald's coat without sleeves; and the shirt, to say the truth, stolen from my host at Saint Alban's, or the red-nose inn-keeper of Daintry: But that's all one; they'll find linen enough on every hedge. Enter PRINCE HENRY and WESTMORELAND. P. Hen. How now, blown Jack? how now quilt? Fal. What, Hal? How now, mad wag? what a devil dost thou in Warwickshire ?-My good lord of Westmoreland, I cry you mercy; I thought, your honour had already been at Shrewsbury. West. 'Faith, sir John, 'tis more than time that I were there, and you too; but my powers are there already: The king, I can tell you, looks for us all; we must away all night. Fal. Tut, never fear me; I am as vigilant, as a cat to steal cream. P. Hen. I think, to steal cream indeed; for thy theft hath already made thee butter. But tell me, Jack; Whose fellows are these that come after ? Fal. Mine, Hal, mine. P. Hen. I did never see such pitiful rascals. Fal. Tut, tut; good enough to toss: food for powder, food for powder; they'll fill a pit, as well as better tush, man, mortal men, mortal men. West. Ay, but, sir John, methinks they are exceeding poor and bare; too beggarly. Fal. 'Faith, for their poverty,-I know not where they had that and for their bareness,-I am sure they never learned that of me. P. Hen. No, I'll be sworn; unless you call three fingers on the ribs, bare. But, sirrah, make haste: Percy is already in the field. Fal. What, is the king encamped. West. He is, sir John; I fear, we shall stay too long. To the latter end of a fray, and the beginning of a feast, It may not be. Hot. You do not counsel well; You speak it out of fear, and cold heart. Ver. Do me no slander, Douglas: by my life, I hold as little counsel with weak fear, Hot. To-night, say I. Ver. Content. Come, come, it may not be. Hot. So are the horses of the enemy Wor. The number of the king exceedeth ours For God's sake, cousin, stay till all come in. [The trumpet sounds a parley. Enter Sir WALTER BLUNT. Blunt. I come with gracious offers from the king, If you vouchsafe me hearing and respect. Hot.Welcome, sir Walter Blunt; And 'would to God, You were of our determination! Some of us love you well: and even those some Blunt. And God defend, but still I should stand so, Hot. The king is kind; and, well we know, the king Knows at what time to promise, when to pay. My father, and my uncle, and myself. Did give him that same royalty he wears: And,-when he was not six and twenty strong, Sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, A poor unminded outlaw sneaking home,My father gave him welcome to the shore: And,-when he heard him swear and vow to God, He came but to be duke of Lancaster, To sue his livery, and beg his peace; With tears of innocency, and terms of zeal,My father, in kind heart and pity mov'd, Swore him assistance, and perform'd it too. Now, when the lords, and barons of the realm Perceiv'd Northumberland did lean to him, The more and less came in with cap and knee; Met him in boroughs, cities, villages; Attended him on bridges, stood in lanes, Laid gifts before him, proffer'd him their oaths, Gave him their heirs; as pages follow'd him, Even at the heels, in golden multitudes. He presently, as greatness knows itself,— Steps me a little higher than his vow Made to my father, while his blood was poor, Upon the naked shore at Ravenspurg; And now, forsooth, takes on him to reform Some certain edicts, and some strait decrees, That lie too heavy on the commonwealth : Cries out upon abuses, seems to weep Over his country's wrongs; and, by this face, This seeming brow of justice, did he win The hearts of all that he did angle for. Proceeded further; cut me off the heads Of all the favourites, that the absent king In deputation left behind him here, When he was personal in the Irish war. Blunt. Tut, I come not to hear this. Hot. Then, to the point.— In short time after, he deposed the king; Soon after that, deprived him of his life; And, in the neck of that, task'd the whole state: To make that worse, suffer'd his kinsman March (Who is, if every owner were well plac'd, Indeed his king,) to be incag'd in Wales, There without ransome to lie forfeited: Disgrac'd me in my happy victories; Sought to entrap me by intelligence; [ Rated my uncle from the council-board; In rage dismiss'd I my father from the court; Broke oath on oath, committed wrong on wrong: And, in conclusion, drove us to seek out This head of safety; and, withal, to pry Into his title, the which we find Too indirect for long continuance. Blunt. Shall I return this answer to the king? Hot. Not so, sir Walter; we'll withdraw awhile. Go to the king; and let there be impawn'd Some surety for a safe return again, And in the morning early shall mine uncle Bring him our purposes: and so farewell. Blunt. I would, you would accept of grace and love. Hot. And, may be, so we shall. Blunt. 'Pray heaven, you do! SCENE IV. [Exeunt. York. A Room in the Archbishop's House. Enter the Archbishop of YORK, and a Gentleman. Arch. Hie, good sir Michael; bear this sealed brief, With winged haste, to the lord mareschal; This to my cousin Scroop; and all the rest To whom they are directed: if you knew How much they do import, you would make haste. Gent. My good lord, I guess their tenor. Arch. The king, with mighty and quick-raised power, Gent. Why, good my lord, you need not fear; there's [Douglas. Gent. But there is Mordake, Vernon, lord Harry [Percy, And there's my lord of Worcester; and a head Of gallant warriors, noble gentlemen. And lord Mortimer. Arch. No, Mortimer's not there. Arch. And so there is: but yet the king hath drawn The special head of all the land together ;The prince of Wales, lord John of Lancaster, The noble Westmoreland, and warlike Blunt; And many more cor-rivals, and dear men Of estimation and command in arms. [pos'd. Gent. Doubt not, my lord, they shall be well op- And 'tis but wisdom to make strong against him; ACT V. SCENE I.-The King's Camp near Shrewsbury. Enter KING HENRY, PRINCE HENRY, PRINCE JOHN of Lancaster, Sir WALTER BLUNT, and Sir Jous FALSTAFF. K. Hen. How bloodily the sun begins to peer Above yon busky hill! the day looks pale At his distemperature. P. Hen. The southern wind Doth play the trumpet to his purposes; And, by his hollow whistling in the leaves, Foretels a tempest, and a blustering day. K. Hen. Then with the losers let it sympathize; Trumpet. Enter WORCESTER and VERNON. A prodigy of fear, and a portent Of broached mischief to the unborn times? For mine own part, I could be well content I have not sought the day of this dislike. Wor. It pleas'd your majesty, to turn your looks Sworn to us in your younger enterprize. K. Hen. These things, indeed, you have articulated, With some fine colour, that may please the eye And never yet did insurrection want P. Hen. In both our armies, there is many a soul And will, to save the blood on either side, K. Hen. And, prince of Wales, so dare we venture Albeit, considerations infinite Do make against it :-No, good Worcester, no. [thee, [Exeunt WORCESTER and VERNon. P. Hen. It will not be accepted, on my life: The Douglas and the Hotspur both together Are confident against the world in arms. K. Hen. Hence, therefore, every leader to his charge; For, on their answer, will we set on them : And God befriend us, as our cause is just! [Exeunt KING, BLUNT, and PRINCE JOHN. Fal. Hal, if thou see me down in the battle, and bestride me, so; 'tis a point of friendship. P. Hen. Nothing but a colossus can do thee that friendship. Say thy prayers, and farewell. Honour is a mere scutcheon, and so ends my catechism. [Exit. SCENE II.-The Rebel Camp. Enter WORCESTER and VERnon. Wor. O, no, my nephew must not know, sir Richard, The liberal kind offer of the king. Ver. 'Twere best, he did. Wor. Then are we all undone. It is not possible, it cannot be, Ver. Deliver what you will, I'll say, 'tis so. Enter HOTSPUR and DOUGLAS; and Officers and Soldiers, behind. Hot. Hy uncle is return'd:-Deliver up My lord of Westmoreland.-Uncle, what news? Wor. The king will bid you battle presently. Doug. Defy him by the lord of Westmoreland. Hot. Lord Douglas, go you and tell him so. Doug. Marry, and shall, and very willingly. [Ex. Wor. There is no seeming mercy in the king. Hot. Did you beg any? God forbid ! Wor. I told him gently of our grievances, Of his oath-breaking; which he mended thus,By now forswearing that he is forsworn : He calls us rebels, traitors; and will scourge With haughty arms this hateful name in us. Re-enter DOUGLAS. Doug. Arm, gentlemen; to arms! for I have thrown A brave defiance in King Henry's teeth, And Westmoreland, that was engag'd, did bear it; Which cannot choose but bring him quickly on Wor. The prince of Wales stepp'd forth before the And, nephew, challeng'd you to single fight. [king, Fal. I would it were bed-time, Hal, and all well. P. Hen. Why, thou owest God a death. [Exit. Hot. O, 'would the quarrel lay upon our heads; Fal. 'Tis not due yet; I would be loath to pay him And that no man might draw short breath to-day, before his day. What need I be so forward with him But I, and Harry Monmouth! Tell me, tell me, that calls not on me? Well, 'tis no matter; Honour How shew'd his tasking? seem'd it in contempt? pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour pricks me off Ver. No, by my soul; I never in my life, when I come on? how then? Can honour set to a Did hear a challenge urg'd more modestly, leg? No. Or an arm? No. Or take away the grief Unless a brother should a brother dare of a wound? No. Honour hath no skill in surgery To gentle exercise and proof of arms. then? No. What is honour? A word. What is in He gave you all the duties of a man; that word, honour? What is that honour? Air. A Trimm'd up your praises with a princely tongue; trim reckoning!-Who hath it? He that died o' Wed-Spoke your deservings like a chronicle; nesday. Doth he feel it? No. Doth he hear it? Making you ever better than his praise, No. Is it insensible then? Yea, to the dead. But By still dispraising praise, valued with you: will it not live with the living? No. Why? Detrac- And, which became him like a prince indeed, tion will not suffer it:-therefore I'll none of it: He made a blushing cital of himself; |