Unconscious Humor Τον The Memory of as A Mark of Affection by His From St. Nicholas', Yarmouth: Here lyeth ye body of Cut off in blooming yuthe we can but pity. In New Jersey: Julia Adams Died of thin shoes, April 17th, 1839, In Plymouth churchyard: Here lies the body of Thomas Vernon, The only surviving son of Ingenious youth, thou art laid in dust. From Montmartre cemetery: Here lies A. B. Who at the age of eighteen Over the grave of a musical composer were the lines He has gone to the only place where This was copied by the widow of a pyrotechnics manufacturer, as follows: *Erected by his spouse AB Manufacturer of Fireworks. He has gone to the only place The widow of a man who was blown to pieces by gunpowder, insisted that the following be written above his gathered fragments: He rests in pieces. > John Palfryman, who is buried here Ledyard, Conn., on a man who died of natural causes after several attempts at suicide: He died an honest death. On a missionary in India: Here lies the body of the Rev. T. Henry, M. A., who long laboured as a Christian missionary amongst the Rajputs. He was shot by his chokedar. "Well done, good and faithful servant." A marble-cutter, inscribing the words,—“Lord, she was thine" upon a tombstone, found that he had not figured his spaces correctly and he reached the end of the stone one letter short. The epitaph therefore read: "Lord, she was thin." The following is an extract from a letter received at the Pension Office at Washington: "As I married three soldiers, I don't see how you can git out of holding that I am the widow of at least one of them. I done my duty to one and all of them, and I laid them out side by side, as you can see by visiting the sometry at Oke Hill, where they lay at rest under their names and dates, with one poem covering all. O Lord, who maketh man to live You have it in Your power to give A marble-cutter, not having sufficient room upon the stone for the desired epitaph,-" Let her rest in peace!" abbreviated it thus:> “Let her R. I. P.” From Germantown, Pa.: Here lies the dust of Louisa Orr, whose soul is now a little ANGLE in Heaven. Here lies Peter Montgomery, who was accidentally shot in his 30th year. This monument was erected by grateful relatives. From Colorada: Bill Jenkins. Died June 13, 1901. He done his damn'dest damn'dest. could do no more. Angels From a churchyard in Rothesay : Erected by JANE to the memory of her husband JOHN "Him that cometh unto me I will in no wise cast out." |