AN ARTIST'S FAME Painter. Let none call happy one whose art's deep source They know not-or what thorny paths he trode To reach its dazzling goal! cloud What dost thon mean? breath prayers and provender," quoth he, Accordingly, our churches are now Of battle, or the darkly rolling smoke ROMANCE is ever readier TRUE PATRIOTISM. Ibid. PROMOTE religion-protect public morals-repress vice and infidelity-keep the different classes of the community and cherish the principles, feelings, and in strict subordination to each other-habits, which give stability, beauty, and happiness to society. Descend from the clouds of political economy, and travel in safety on your mother earth; cast away the blinding spectacles of the philosophers, and use the eyes you have received from nature. Practise the vulgar principles, that it is erroneous to ruin immense good markets, to gain petty bad ones that you cannot carry on losing trade-that you cannot live without profit-and that you cannot eat without income. And pule no more about individual economy, but eat, and drink, and enjoy yourselves, like your fathers. What! in these days of free trade, to tell the hypochondriacal Englishman that the foaming tankard, the honest bottle of port, and the savoury sirloin, must be prohibited articles! You surely wish us to hang and drown ourselves by wholesale.—Ibid. THE FORGET-ME-NOT. THE following account of the origin of the name "Forget-me-not," is extracted from Mill's History of Chivalry, and was communicated to that work by Dr. A. T. Thomson:-"Two lovers were loitering on the margin of a lake on a fine summer's evening, when the maiden espied some of the flowers of Myosotis growing on the water, close to the bank of an island, at some distance from the shore. She expressed a desire to possess them, when the knight, in the true spirit of chivalry, plunged into the water, and swimming to the spot, cropped the wished for plant, but his strength was unable to fulfill the object of his achievement, and feeling that he could not regain the shore, although very near it, he threw the flowers upon the bank, and casting a last affectionate look upon his lady-love, he cried Forget me not!' and was buried in the waters."-Gardener's Magazine. HOME. Leonhard. See here what spacious halls! how Ús breathes magnificence! A princely pile! But ah! how nobler far its daring site! It rears its tow'rs amid these rocks and glaciers, As if proud man were in his might resolved Leon. All here is beautiful! but 'tis not home! 'Tis true I was a child scarce eight years old Yet are my home's green lineaments as fresù That o'er its roof their guardian shadows flung. With lowly thatch and humble wicket graced, IRISH SONGS. which, like the breath of nature, from whose fresh inspiration they were caught, are alike refreshing to the monarch and the clown!-Ibid. A REAL MIRACLE. THE fable of Dr. Southey's Pilgrim of A family set forth from Aquitaine to visit the shrine of St. James, at Compostella, whither, according to the Catholic faith, the decapitated body of that saint was conveyed from Palestine, (miraculously of course,) in a ship of marble. At a certain small town by the way, their son Pierre is tempted by the innkeeper's daughter. Like a second Joseph, he resists the immodest damsel; like Potiphar's wife, she converts her love to hate, and accuses the virtuous youth of a capital crime. Her false oaths prevail, and he is condemned to the gallows. Rejoicing in his martyred inuocence, he exhorts his parents to pursue their pilgrimage, and pray for the peace of his soul. Sorrowing, they proceed, and returning, find their son hanging by the neck alive, and singing psalms-in no actual pain-but naturally desirous to be freed from his extraordinary state of suspended animation. They repair to the chief magistrate of the town, by whose authority the youth was executed-find his worship at dinner-relate the wonderful preservation of their son-and request that he The magistrate is incredulous, and declares that he would sooner believe that the fowls on which he was dining would rise again in full feather. The miracle is performed. The cock and hen spring from the ocean of their own gravy, clacking and crowing, with all appurtenances of spur, comb, and feather. Pierre, of course, is liberated, and declared innocent. The cock and hen become objects of veneration-live in a state of chastity—and are finally translated-leaving just two eggs, from which arise another immaculate cock and hen. The breed is perhaps still in existence, and time hath been, that a lucrative trade was carried on in It is impossible to conceive any trash may be restored. It their feathers!!!-Ibid. The Gatherer. A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. Or Hogarth's first attempt at satire, the following story is related by Nichols, who had it from one of Hogarth's fellow workmen. 'One summer Sunday, during his apprenticeship, he went with three companions to Highgate, and the weather being warm and the way dusty, they went into a public house, and called for ale. There happened to be other customers in the house, who to free drinking added fierce talking, and a quarrel ensued. One of them on receiving a blow with the bottom of a quart pot, looked so ludicrously rueful, that Hogarth snatched out a pencil and sketched him as he stood. It was very like and very laughable, and contributed to the restoration of order and good humour.' 66 THE GOOD BOY LOVER. "WHEN I was a lad," said a facetious gentleman to the recorder of the anecdote, "I was, or rather fancied myself to be, desperately in love with a very charming young lady. Dining at her parents' house one day, I was unfortunately helped to the gizzard of a chicken, attached to one of the wings. Aware, like most 'good boys' that it was extremely ungenteel to leave anything upon my plate, and being over anxious to act with etiquette and circumspection in this interesting circle, I, as a 'good boy' wished strictly to conform myself to the rules of good breeding. But the gizzard of a fowl! Alas! it was impossible! how unfortunate! I abhorred it! No, I could not either for love or money have swallowed such a thing! So, after blushing, playing with the annoyance, and casting many a side-long glance to see if I was observed, I contrived at length to roll it from my plate into my mouchoir, which I had placed on my knees purposely for its reception; the next minute all was safely lodged in my pocket. Conversing with the object of my affections, during the evening, in a state of nervous forgetfulness, drew forth my handkerchief, and in a superb flourish, out flew the GIZZARD! Good heavens! my fair one stared, coloured, laughed; I was petrified; away flew my ecstatic dreams; and out of the house I flung myself without one au revoir,' but with a consciousness of the truth of that delectable ballad which proclaims, that Love has EYES!!' I thought no more of love in that quarter, believe me!" M. L. B. ADMIRAL RODNEY. DURING the heat of the memorable battles with Count de Grasse, of April 9th and 12th, 1782, the gallant Rodney desired his young aid-de-camp (Mr. Charles Dashwood") to make him a Afterwards advanced to the rank of post captain, in 1801. at I KNEW very well a French Chevalier, who on coming to England, applied himself with amazing ardour to the study of our language, and his remarks upon it, if not always very acute were least entertaining. One day, reading aloud an English work, he stopped at the word SPLASH; expressed himself highly delighted with it, as a term which minutely described the thing meant; then repeating it many times with marked pleasure, and a strong sibillation, he added, "No! no! dere is noting at all, noting in my language dat de same would be like splash!" Perhaps the following sentence from the satire of a notorious wit in Elizabeth's reign, is a fair specimen of those expressive words which paint, the object of which they speak :- "To which place, Gabriel came, ruffling it out, hufty-tufty, in his new suit of velvet." The man was rain; the writer has made him a peacock. M. L. B. I WOULD no more bring a new work out in summer than I would sell pork in the dog-days.--Bookseller in Cit. World. "Fel A CARPENTER having neglected to make a gibbet, which had been ordered by the executioner, on the ground that he had not been paid for the last he had erected, was sent for by the judge. low," said the latter, in a stern tone, "how came you to neglect making the gibbet that was ordered on my account?”— "I humbly beg your pardon," said the carpenter, "had I known it had been for your lordship, it should have been done immediately.' LORD MANSFIELD being willing to save a man who stole a watch, desired the jury to value it at ten-pence; upon which the prosecutor cried out, "Tenpence, my lord! why the very fashion of it cost me five pounds.' Oh," said his lordship, "we must not hang a man for fashion's sake." Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, near Somerset House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and Bookseliers TUNBRIDGE WELLS. References to the Characters in the Engraving. 1. Dr. Johnson-2. Bishop of Salisbury (Dr. Gilbert.)-3. Lord Harcourt.-4. Colley Cibber. 5. Mr. Garrick.-6. Mrs. Frasi, the singer. 7. Mr. Nash. 8. Miss Chudleigh (Duchess of Kingston.)-9. Mr. Pitt (Earl of Chatham.)-10. A. Onslow, Esq. (the Speaker.) -11. Lord Powis.-12. Duchess of Norfolk.13. Miss Peggy Banks.-14. Lady Lincoln.15. Mr. (afterwards Lord) Lyttleton.-16. The Baron (a German gamester.)-17. Samuel Richardson.-18. Mrs. Onslow.-20. Mrs. John son (the Doctor's wife.)-21. Mr. Whi ton. 22. Loggan, the artist.-23. Woman of the Wells. TUNBRIDGE, or as old folks still call it, "the Wells," was a gay, anecdotical resort of the last century, and about as different from the fashionable haunts of the present, as St. James's is to Russel Square, or an old English mansion to the egg-shell architecture of yesterday. In its best days, it was second only to Bath, and little did its belles and beaux dream of the fishified village of Brighthelmstone, in the adjoining county, spreading to a city, and being docked of its syllabic proportions to the Brighton of ears polite. The annexed Engraving represents Tunbridge Wells about 80 years ago, or in the year 1748. It is copied from a drawing which belonged to Samuel Richardson, the novelist, and was found among his papers at his death in 1761. The original is in the possession of Sir Richard Phillips, who published Richardson's Correspondence, in 1804; it contains portrait figures of all the celebrated characters who were at Tunbridge Wells, in August, 1748, at which time Richardson was likewise there, and beneath the drawing is the above key, or the names of the characters, in the hand-writing of the novelist. But the pleasantest illustration that we can supply is the following extract from one of Richardson's Letters to Miss Westcomb, which represents the gaiety and flirtation of the place in very attractive colours. At this time Richardson was at Tunbridge Wells for the benefit of his health; but he says, I had rather be in a desert, than in a place so public and so giddy, if I may call the place so from its frequenters. But these waters were almost the only thing in medicine that I had not tried; and, as my disorder seemed to increase, I was willing to try them. Hitherto, I must own, without effect is the trial. But people here, who slide in upon me, as I traverse the outermost edges of the walks, that I may stand in nobody's way, nor have my dizziness, increased by the swimming triflers, tell me I shall not give them fair play under a month or six weeks; and that I ought neither to read nor write; yet I have all my town concerns upon me here, sent me every post and coach, and cannot help it. Here are great numbers of people got together. A very full season, and more coming every day-Great comfort to me. "What if I could inform you, that among scores of belles, flatterers, triflers, who swim along these walks, selfsatisfied and pleased, and looking defiances to men (and to modesty, I had like to have said; for bashfulness seems to be considered as want of breeding in all I see here); a pretty woman is as rare as a black swan; and when one such starts up, she is nicknamed a Beauty, and old fellows and young fellows are set a-spinning after her. "Miss Banks (Miss Peggy Banks) was the belle when I came first down yet she had been so many seasons here, that she obtained but a faint and languid attention; so that the smarts began to put her down in their list of had-beens. New faces, my dear, are more sought after than fine faces. A piece of instruction lies here—that women should not make even their faces cheap. "Miss Chudleigh next was the triumphant toast: a lively, sweet-tempered, gay, self-admired, and not altogether without reason, generally-admired lady she moved not without crowds after her. She smiled at every one. Every one smiled before they saw her, when they heard she was on the walk. She played, she lost, she won - all with. equal good-humour. But, alas, she went off, before she was wished to go off. And then the fellows' hearts were almost broken for a new beauty. "Behold! seasonably, the very day that she went away entered upon the walks Miss L., of Hackney!- Miss Chudleigh was forgotten (who would wish for so transient a dominion in the land of fickledom !)—And have you seen the new beauty?-And have you seen Miss L.? was all the inquiry from smart to smartless. But she had not traversed the walks two days, before she was found to want spirit and life. Miss Chudleigh was remembered by those who wished for the brilliant mistress, and scorned the wifelike quality of sedateness-and Miss L. is now seen with a very silly fellow or two, walking backwards and forwards unmolested-dwindled down from the new beauty to a very |