That loves you: I have twenty pounds here, Which out of my true love, I'll presently Lay down at your worship's feet; 'twill serve to buy you A riding suit. Well. But where's the horse? Is at your service: nay, you shall ride me, Of this lady's manor, (as I know you will be), A place I would manure, requite your vassal. Well. I thank thy love; but will make no use of it. Did I want clothes, think'st thou I could not have 'em For one word to my lady? Mar. As I know not that Well. Come, I'll tell thee a secret, and so leave thee. I'll not give her the advantage, though she be A gallant-minded lady, after we're married To hit me in the teeth, and say, she was forc'd No, I'll be furnish'd something like myself, And so farewell.-For thy suit touching Knave's Acre, When it is mine, 'tis thine. Mar. I thank your worship. [Exit WELLBORN, R. How was I cozen'd in the calculation Of this man's fortune! My master cozen'd too, For that is our profession. Well, well, Master Wellborn; You are of a sweet nature, and fit again to be cheated; Enter SIR GILES, L. Ha! Marrall!-Is he conjuring? Perhaps Compunction in his conscience for't: no matter, Mar. (R. c.) Sir? Sir G. (L. c.) How succeed we In our plot on Wellborn? Mar. Never better, sir. Sir G. Has he hang'd or drown'd himself? Lives, once more to be made a prey to you, Sir G. Art thou in thy wits? If thou art, reveal this miracle, and briefly. Mar. The rich Lady Allworth. Sir G. Thou dolt! how dar'st thou speak this? And I do so but once a-year, unless It be to you, sir. We din'd with her ladyship, Sir G. His worship! Mar. As I live, sir, I din'd with him, at the great lady's table, Simple as I stand here; and saw when she kiss'd him, And would, at his request, have kiss'd me too. Sir G. Why thou rascal ! To tell me these impossibilities. Dine at her table! and kiss him! or thee! Impudent varlet, have not I myself, Ten times attempted, since her husband's death, In vain, to see her, though I came a suitor? And yet your good solicitorship, and rogue Wellborn, On thy buttermilk cheeks. Mar. Shall I not trust my eyes, sir, Or taste? I feel her good cheer in my belly. Sir G. You shall feel me, if you give not over, sirrah: Recover your brains again, and be no more gull'd With a beggar's plot, assisted by the aids Of serving-men and chambermaids; Or I'll quit you From my employments. Mar. Will you credit this yet? On my confidence of their marriage, I offer'd Well born I'd give a crown now I durst say his worship, [Aside. My nag and twenty pounds. Sir G. Did you so, idiot? [Strikes him-MARRALL retreats to R. Was this the way to work him to despair, Or rather to cross me? Mar. Will your worship kill me? [Beats him. Sir G. No, no; but drive the lying spirit out of you. Mar. He's gone. Sir G. I've done then. Now, forgetting Your late imaginary feast and lady, Know, my lord Lovell dines with me to-morrow: Be careful nought be wanting to receive him; And bid my daughter's women trim her up, Though they paint her, so she catch the lord, I'll thank 'em. There's a piece, for my late blows. Mar. [Aside, L.] I may yet cry quittance; There may be a time Sir G. (R.) Do you grumble? Mar. No, sir. END OF ACT II. [Crosses to R. [Exeunt, R. ACT III. SCENE I.-The Skirts of Lady Allworth's Park. Enter LOVELL and ALLWORth, l. Lov. [Speaking as he enters.] Drive the coach round the hill: something in private I must impart to Allworth. Allw. (L. c.) O, my lord, What sacrifice of rev'rence, duty, watching, What dangers, though in ne'er so horrid shapes, Till what I purpose be put into act, Do not o'erprize it. Since you've trusted me Treachery shall never open. I have found you Allw. Still great ones, Above my merit, You have been More like a father to me than a master: 'Pray you, pardon the comparison. Lov. I allow it; And to give you assurance I am pleas'd in't, Allw. "Tis a conquest Few men can boast of, when they are tempted.-Oh! Lov. Why do you sigh? Can you be doubtful of me? By that fair name I in the wars have purchas'd, And all my actions, hitherto untainted, I will not be more true to mine own honour, Than to thee, Allworth! Allw. Were you to encounter with a single foe, The victory were certain: but to stand The charge of two such potent enemies, At once assaulting you, as wealth and beauty, Lov. Speak your doubts and fears, Since you will nourish'em, in plainer language, That I may understand'em. Allw. My much-lov'd lord, were Margaret only fair, You might command your passion; But, when the well-tun'd accents of her tongue Make music to you, and with numerous sounds Assault your hearing, Hippolytus himself would leave Diana, To follow such a Venus. Lov. Love hath made you Poetical, Allworth. Allw. Grant all these beat off, (Which if it be in man to do, you'll do it,) A falcon's wings, in one day to fly over. I here release your trust: "Tis happiness enough for me, to serve you, Allw. O, by no means, my lord! Lov. Suspend Your judgment to the trial. How far is't To Overreach's house? Allw. At the most, some half hour's riding; You'll soon be there. Lov. And you the sooner freed From your jealous fears. Allw. Oh, that I durst but hope it! [Exeunt, R. SCENE II.-The Hall in Sir Giles's House. Enter SIR GILES, GREEDY, and MARRALL, L. U. E. SIR G. and MAR. remain up stage.-GREEDY advances to front. Sir G. (c.) Spare for no cost; let my dressers crack with the weight Of curious viands. Gree. Store indeed's no sore, sir. Sir G. That proverb fits your stomach, master Greedy. Gree. (c.) It does indeed, Sir Giles: I do not like to see a table ill-spread, poor, meagre, just sprinkled o'er with salads, slic'd beef, giblets, and pig's pettitoes. But the substantials-O, Sir Giles, the substantials! The state of a fat turkey now! the decorum, the grandeur, he marches in with! O, I declare, I do much honour a chine of beef! O, I do reverence a loin of veal! Sir G. (L. c.) And let no plate be seen, but what's pure gold, Or such whose workmanship exceeds the matter |