belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things and, to conclude, they are lying knaves. Pedro. First, I ask thee, what they have done; thirdly, I ask thee what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why they are committed; and, to conclude, what you lay to their charge. Claud. Rightly reasoned, and in his own division. Pedro. Whom have you offended, masters, that you are thus bound to your answer? this learned constable is too cunning to be understood:-What's your offence? Bor. Sweet prince, let me go no further to mine answer; do you hear me, and let this count kill me. I have deceived even your very eyes: what your wisdoms could not discover, these shallow fools have brought to light; who, in the night, overheard me. confessing to this man, how Don John, your brother, incensed me to slander the Lady Hero; how you were brought into the orchard, and saw me court Margaret, in Hero's garments; how you disgraced her, when you should marry her: my villany they have upon record, which, I had rather seal with my death, than repeat over to my shame: the lady is dead, upon mine and my master's false accusation; and, briefly, I desire nothing but the reward of a villain. Pedro. Runs not this speech like iron through your blood? Claud. I have drunk poison, whiles he uttered it. Pedro. But did my brother set thee on to this? Bor. Yea, and paid me richly for the practice of it. Pedro. He is compos'd and fram'd of treachery :And fled he is upon this villany. Claud. Sweet Hero! now thy image doth appear In the rare semblance that I lov'd it first. Dogb. Come, bring away the plaintiffs; by this time, our sexton hath reformed Signior Leonato of the matter: And, masters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass, Verges. Here comes Master Signior Leonato, and the sexton too. Enter LEONATO, SERVANTS, and the SEXTON. Leon. Which is the villain? Let me see his eyes; That, when I note another man like him, I may avoid him: Which of these is he? Bor. If you would know your wronger, look on me. Leon. Art thou the slave, that, with thy breath, hast kill'd Mine innocent child? Bor. Yea, even I alone. Leon. No, not so, villain; thou beliest thyself: A third is fled, that had a hand in it :- Claud. I know not how to pray your patience, Pedro. By my soul, nor I; And yet, to satisfy this good old man, That he'll enjoin me to. Leon. I cannot bid you bid my daughter live, To-morrow morning, come you to my house; Be yet my nephew: my brother hath a daughter, And she alone is heir to both of us; Give her the right, you should have given her cousin, And so dies my revenge. Claud. O, noble sir, Your over kindness doth wring tears from me! For henceforth of poor Claudio. Leon. To-morrow, then, I will expect your coming, To-night, I take my leave. This naughty man [Exeunt PEDRO and CLAUDIO. Shall face to face be brought to Margaret, Nor knew not what she did, when she spoke to me; Dogb. Moreover, sir, which indeed, is not under white and black, this plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass: I beseech you, let it be remembered in his punishment. Leon. I thank thee, for thy care and honest pains. Dogb. Your worship speaks like a most thankful and reverend youth; and I praise Heaven for you! Leon. There's for thy pains. Dogb. Heaven save the foundation! Leon. Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee. Dogb. I leave an errant knave with your worship; which, I beseech your worship to correct yourself, for the example of others. Heaven keep your worship— I wish your worship well-Heaven restore you to health! I humbly give you leave to depart; and, if a merry meeting may be wished, Heaven prohibit it! -Come, neighbour. [Exeunt DOG BERRY, VERGES, the SEXTON, SEACOAL, OATCAKE, and the WATCH. Leon. Bring you these fellows on; we'll talk with Margaret, How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow. [Exeunt SCENE II. A Hall, in LEONATO's House. Enter BENEDICK and MARGARET. Bened. 'Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret, deserve well at my hands, by helping me to the speech of Beatrice. Marg. Will you then, write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty? Bened. In so high a style, Margaret, that no man living shall come over it; for, in most comely truth, 'thou deservest it! Marg. To have no man come over me? why, shall I always keep below stairs? Bened. Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth, it catches. Marg. And yours, as blunt as the fencer's foils, which hit, but hurt not. Bened. A most manly wit, Margaret, it will not hurt a woman: and so, I pray thee, call Beatrice. Marg. Well, I will call Beatrice to you. Bened. [Sings.] The god of love, That sits above, And knows me, and knows me, [Exit. I mean in singing; but in loving,-Leander, the good swimmer, Troilus, the first employer of panders, and a whole book full of these quondam carpet mongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly turned over and over, as my poor self, in love: Marry, I cannot show it in rhyme; I have tried; I can find out no rhyme to lady but baby, an innocent rhyme; for school, fool, a babbling rhyme; for scorn, horn, a hard rhyme; very ominous endings!—No, I was not born under a rhyming planet, for I cannot woo in festival terms. - Enter BEATRICE. Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called thee? Beatr. Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me. Bened. O, stay but till then! Beatr. Then, is spoken; fare you well now:-and yet, ere I go, let me go with that I came for, which is, with knowing what hath past between you and Claudio. Bened. Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe him a coward. And, I pray thee now, tell me, for which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me? Beatr. For them all together; which maintained so politic a state of evil, that they will not admit any good part to intermingle with them. But for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me. Bened. Suffer love; a good epithet! I do suffer love, indeed, for I love thee against my will. Beatr. In spite of your heart, I think; alas! poor heart! If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours; for I will never love that, which my friend hates. Bened. Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. ·Beatr. It appears not in this confession; there's not one wise man among twenty, that will praise himself. Bened. An old, an old instance-And now tell me, how doth your cousin? |