When well-form'd taste and sparkling wit unite, O Thou, dread Power! whose empire-giving hand Has oft been stretch'd to shield the honor'd land! Strong may she glow with all her ancient fire; May ev'ry son be worthy of his sire; Firm may she rise, with generous disdain, Bold may she brave grim Danger's loudest roar, THE RIGHTS OF WOMAN, AN OCCASIONAL ADDRESS, SPOKEN BY MISS FONTENELLE, ON HER BENEFIT NIGHT. WHILE Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, First, in the sexes' intermix'd connection, Our second Right - but needless here is caution, To keep that right inviolate's the fashion; Each man of sense has it so full before him, He'd die before he'd wrong it-'tis decorum. There was, indeed, in far less polish'd days, A time when rough, rude man had naughty ways, Would swagger, swear, get drunk, kick up a riot, Nay, even thus invade a lady's quiet! Now, thank our stars! those Gothic times are fled; Now, well-bred men and you are all well-bred Most justly think (and we are much the gainers` Such conduct neither spirit, wit, nor manners. For Right the third, our last, our best, our dearest, But truce with kings, and truce with constitutions, ADDRESS, SPOKEN BY MISS FONTENELLE, ON HER BENEFIT NIGHT STILL anxious to secure your partial favor, Can you but, Miss, I own I have my fears, - With laden sighs, and solemn-rounded sentence, Rouse from his sluggish slumbers, fell Repentance? Paint Vengeance as he takes his horrid stand, Waving on high the desolating brand, Calling the storms to bear him o'er a guilty land?” I could no more - askance the creature eyeing, "D'ye think," said I, "this face was made for crying? I'll laugh, that's poz; nay more, the world shall know it, And so, your servant! gloomy master Poet!" Firm as my creed, sir, 'tis my fix'd belief, That Misery's another word for Grief; I also think so may I be a bride! That so much laughter's so much life enjoy'd. Thou man of crazy care, and ceaseless sigh, Thou other man of care, the wretch in love, Who long with jiltish arts and airs hast strove: Who, as the boughs all temptingly project, Measur'st, in desp'rate thought, a rope-thy neck; Or, where the beetling cliff o'erhangs the deep, Peerest to meditate the healing leap; Would'st thou be cur'd, thou silly, moping elf? Laugh at her follies - laugh e'en at thyself: Learn to despise those frowns, now so terrific, To sum up all, be merry, I advise ; FRAGMENT, INSCRIBED TO THE RIGHT HON. C. J. FOX. How wisdom and folly meet, mix, and unite, But now for a patron, whose name and whose glory At once may illustrate and honor my story. Thou, first of our orators, first of our wits; Yet whose parts and acquirements seem mere lucky hits; With knowledge so vast, and with judgment so strong |