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But gentlemen, it is difficult to smile with an aching heart; it is ill jesting when our deepest sympathies are awakened. My client's hopes and prospects are ruined ; and it is no figure of speech to say that her occupation is gone indeed. The bill is down — but there is no tenant. Eligible single gentlemen pass and repass — but there is no invitation for them to inquire within, or without. All is gloom and silence in the house; even the voice of the child is hushed; his infant sports are disregarded when his mother weeps ; his "alley tors" and his “commoneys" are alike neglected; he forgets the long familiar cry of “knuckle down”, and at tip cheese, or odd and even, his hand is out. But Pickwick, gentlemen, Pickwick, the ruthless destroyer of this domestic oasis in the desert of Goswell-street - Pickwick, who comes before you to-day with his heartless tomato sauce and warming pans — Pickwick still rears his head with unblushing effrontery, and gazes without a sigh on ruin he has made. Damages, gentlemen — heavy damages is the only punishment with which you can visit him; the only recompense you can award to my client. And for those damages she now appeals to an enlightened, a high-minded, a right-feeling, a conscientious, a dispassionate, a sympathising, a contemplative jury of her civilized countrymen.



Mr. H. Ha! steward, how are you, my old boy? How do things go on at home ?

Steward. Bad enough, your honor; the magpie’s dead.
Mr. H. Poor mag! so he's gone. How came he to die?
Steward. Over-ate himself, sir.

Mr. H. Did he, faith! a greedy dog; why, what did he get he liked so well ?

Steward. Horse-flesh, sir; he died of eating horse-flesh.

Mr. H. How came he to get so much horse-flesh ?
Steward. All your father's horses, sir.
Mr. H. What! are they dead, too?
Steward. Ay, sir ; they died of over-work.
Mr. H. And why were they over-worked, pray?
Steward. To carry water, sir.
Mr. H. To carry water! and what were they carrying water for ?
Steward. Sure, sir, to put out the fire.
Mr. H. Fire! what fire ?

Steward. Oh, sir, your father's house is burned down to the ground.

Mr. H. My father's house burned down ! and how came it set on fire ?

Steward. I think, sir, it must have been the torches.
Mr. H. Torches ! what torches ?
Steward. At your mother's funeral.
Mr. H. My mother dead !
Steward. Ah, poor lady, she never looked up after it.
Mr. H. After what?
Steward. The loss of your father.
Mr. H. My father gone, too?

Steward. Yes, poor gentleman; he took to his bed as soon as he heard of it.

Mr. H. Heard of what ?
Steward. The bad news, sir ; and please your honor.
Mr. H. What! more miseries ! more bad news?

Steward. Yes sir, your bank has failed, and your credit is lost, and you are not worth a shilling in the world. I made bold, sir, to come to wait on you about it, for I thought you would like to hear the news.


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“Rat it !” cried Hodge, and scratch'd his head,

“ That does my wits belabor : But howsomde'er, I'll homeward run,

And ax old Giles, my neighbor.”

To Giles he went, and put the case,

With circumspect intention : “ Thou fool,” cried Giles, “I'll make it clear

To thy dull comprehension.

“ Three children has Tom Long, the smith,

Or cattle-doctor rather;
Tom, Dick, and Harry, they are called :

Now, who is Harry's father?”

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Ancient Eloquence

Fordyce 34
An Exhortation to the Study of Eloquence

Cicero 33
Character of Fox

Hazlitt 50
Character of Pitt

Robertson 52

Wirt 48
Defects in the Usual Course of Elocutionary Instruction

Rush 28
England and America

Greenbank's Lectures 66
Eulogium of Antoinette, the late Queen of France

Burke 53

Harris 73
Infatuation of Mankind with Regard to the Things of Time Kirwan 74
Indian Eloquence

Greenbank's Lectures 69
Insignificance of this World

Chalmers 78
Liberty and Slavery

Sterne 72

Greenbank's Lectures 70
On Lord Byron's Lines upon the Field of Waterloo

Knowles 57
On Milton

Channing 54
On Pronunciation or Delivery

Blair 27
On Public Preaching

Gregory 38
On the Elocution of the Pulpit

Fordyce 39
On Theatrical Manner

Greenbank 44
On the English Clergy, and Popular Preachers

Goldsmith 36
Reading Aloud

Chambers 29
Remarks on Preaching

Burgh 41
Remarkable Faults of Bad Speakers

Cresollius 47

Brougham 71
The Broken Heart

Irving 61
The Dying Infidel

Saurin 45
The Eulogium of the Perfect Speaker

Anon. 35
The Horrors of War

Hall 75
The Idiot

Blackwood's Magazine 64
The Voyage

Irving 58
In Commemoration of the Lives and Services of John Adams
and Thomas Jefferson

Webster 110
In Defence of Captain Baillie

Erskine 99
In Defence of Finnerty

Curran 103
In Reproof of Pitt

Horace Walpole 81

Pitt, afterwards

Lord Chatham 82
Invective against Hastings

Sheridan 91

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