For God whan jowes the Judgment bell, And in the reamin' pat o' Hell, O Lord, if this indeed be sae, And let the puir enjoy their play – MY CONSCIENCE! F a' the ills that flesh can fear, The loss o' frien's, the lack o' gear, A yowlin' tyke, a glandered mear, A lassie's nonsense There's just ae thing I cannae bear, Whan day (an' a' excüse) has gane, My conscience! hoo the yammerin' pain A' day wi' various ends in view My conscience! whan my han's were fu', An' there were a' the lures o' life, My conscience! - you that's like a wife! — I ken it fine: just waitin' here, To clart the guid, confüse the clear, My conscience! an' to raise a steer Sic-like, some tyke grawn auld and blind, Whan thieves brok' through the gear to p'ind, Has lain his dozened length an' grinned An' the morn's mornin', wud's the wind, TO DOCTOR JOHN BROWN (Whan the dear doctor, dear to a', But noo, Dear Doctor! he's awa', BY Lyne and Tyne, by Thames and Tees By a' the various river-Dee's, In Mars and Manors 'yont the seas Whaure'er there's kindly folk to please, They ken your name, they ken your tyke, (The truth to tell) It's just your honest Rab they like, As at the gowff, some canny play'r Should flourish and deleever fair His souple shintie An' the ba' rise into the air, Sae in the game we writers play, An' like you Rab, their things o' clay, Ye scarce deserved it, I'm afraid An' picked the fiddle up an' played Your e'e was gleg, your fingers dink; Ye stapped your pen into the ink, Sinsyne, whaure'er your fortune lay |