Ther. How the Devil Luxury with his fat Rump, and Potato Finger, tickles thefe together: Fry, Letchery, fry. Dio. But will you then? Cre. In Faith I will come; never truft me else. Dio. Give me fome token for the furety of it. Vlyf. You have fworn patience. Troi. Fear me not, fweet Lord, I will not be my felf, nor have cognition Enter Creffida. Ther. Now the Pledge, now, now, now. Troi. I will be patient, outwardly I will. Cre. You look upon that Sleeve ; behold it well :--He lov'd me:---O falfe Wench :----Give't me again. Dio. Whofe was't? Cre. It is no matter now I have't again, I will not meet with you to morrow Night: Ther. Now the fharpens: well faid Whetstone. Cre. What, this? Cre. O all you Gods- -O pretty, pretty Pledge; As I kifs thee. Dio. Nay, do not fnatch it from m Cre. He that takes that, takes my Heart withal. Troi. I did fwear Patience. [Exit. Cre. You shall not have it, Diomede: 'Faith you shall not, I'll give you fomething else. Dio. I will have this: Whofe was it? Cre. It is no matter. VOL. IV. A a Dio. Dio. Come tell me whofe it was? Cre. 'Twas one that lov'd me better than But now you have it, take it. Dio. Whofe was it? you will. Cre. By all Diana's Waiting-women yonder, And by her felf, I will not tell you whose. Dio. To morrow will I wear it on my Helm, And grieve his Spirit that dares not challenge it. Troi. Wert thou the Devil, and wor'ft it on thy Horn, It should be challenged. Cre. Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis paft; and yet it is not I will not keep my word. Dio. Why then farewel, Thou never fhalt mock Diomede again. Cre. You fhall not go;-one cannot speak a word, But it ftreight starts you. Dio. I do not like this fooling. Ther. Nor I, by Pluto: But that that likes not me, plea fes me best. Dio. What, fhall I come? the hour. Cre. Ay,come:---O Jove!---do, come:---I shall be plagu'd. Dio. Farewel 'till then. Cre. Good Night: I prithee come: Troilus, farewel; one Eye yet looks on thee, [Exit. What Error leads, muft err: O then conclude, Minds fway'd by Eyes, are full of turpitude. [Exit. Ther. A proof of ftrength fhe could not publish more ; Unless the fay, my Mind is now turn'd Whore. Vlyf. All's done, my Lord. Troi. It is. Uly Why ftay we then? Troi. To make a recordation to my Soul, That That doth invert that teft of Eyes and Ears; Was Creffid here? Ulys. I cannot conjure, Trojan. Troi. She was not fure. Vlyf. Moft fure she was. Troi. Why, my Negation hath no taste of Madness. Vlyf. Nor mine, my Lord: Creffid was here but now. Troi. Let it not be believ'd for Woman-hood: Think we had Mothers; do not give advantage To ftubborn Criticks, apt without a Theme For depravation, to fquare the general Sex By Creffid's Rule. Rather think this not Creffid. Vlyf. What hath fhe done, Prince, that can foil our Mothers? Troi. Nothing at all, unless that this were the. If there be Rule in Unity it felf, This is not fhe. O madness of Difcourfe! The The fragments, fcraps, the bits, and greafie Reliques, I flam'd with Venus-never did young Man fancy Ther. He'll tickle it for his Concupy. Troi. O Creffid! O falfe Creffid! falfe, falfe, falfe! Let all Untruths ftand by thy ftained Name, And they'll feem glorious. Ulys. O contain your felf: Your Paffion draws Ears hither. Enter Eneas. Ane. I have been fecking you this hour, my Lord: Hector by this is arming him in Troy. Ajax, your Guard, ftays to Conduct you home. Troi. Have with you, Prince; my courteous Lord, adieu. Farewel; revolted fair: and, Diomede, Stand faft, and wear a Castle on thy Head. Vlyf. I'll bring you to the Gates. Troi. Accept diftracted Thanks. [Exeunt Troilus, Æneas, and Ulyffes. Ther. Would I could meet that Rogue Diomede, I would eroak like a Raven: I would bode, I would bode: Patre clus will give me any thing for the intelligence of this Whore: Whore: The Parrot will not do more for an Almond, than he for a commodious Drab: Letchery, Letchery, ftill Wars and Letchery, nothing else holds fafhion. A burning Devil take them. [Exit. SCENE III. Troy. Enter Hector and Andromache. And. When was my Lord fo much ungently temper'd, To ftop his Ears against admonishment? Unarm, unarm, and do not fight to day. Hect. You train me to offend you; get you gone. By the everlasting Gods, I'll go. Andr. My Dreams will fure prove ominous to the day. Hect. No more, I fay. Enter Caffandra. Caf. Where is my Brother Hector? Andr. Here Sifter, arm'd, and bloody in intent: Confort with me in loud and dear Petition; Pursue we him on Knees; for I have dreamt Of bloody turbulence; and this whole night Het. Ho! bid my Trumpet found. Caf. No Notes of fally, for the Heavens, fweet Brother. Hect. Be gone, I fay: The Gods have heard me fwear. Caf. The Gods are deaf to hot and peevish Vows; They are polluted Offerings, more abhorr'd Than fpotted Livers in the Sacrifice. Andr. O, be perfwaded, do not count it holy, To hurt by being juft; it were as lawful For us to count we give what's gain'd by Thefts, Caf. It is the purpose that makes ftrong the Vow; Het. Hold you ftill, I fay; Mine Honour keeps the weather of my Fate: A a 3 Life |