1 Lord. Throca movousus, cargo, cargo, cargo. All. Cargo, cargo, villianda par carbo, cargo. Par. O ransome, ransome:-Do not hide mine [They seize him and blindfold him. 1 Sold. Boskus thromuldo boskos. eyes. Dia. No, my good lord, Diana. Titled goddess; Dia. She then was honest. (1) i. e. Against his determined resolution never to cohabit with Helena. Ber. truth; But the plain single vow, that is vow'd true. If I should swear by Jove's great attributes, Ber. Change it, change it; Be not so holy-cruel: love is holy; And my integrity ne'er knew the crafts, That you do charge men with: Stand no more off, But give thyself unto my sick desires, Who then recover: Say, thou art mine, and ever My love, as it begins, shall so perséver. Dia. I see that men make hopes in such affairs, That we'll forsake ourselves. Give me that ring. Ber. I'll lend it thee, my dear, but have no power To give it from me. Dia. Dia. Will you not, my lord? Ber. It is an honour 'longing to our house, Bequeathed down from many ancestors; Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world In me to lose. Mine honour's such a ring: My chastity's the jewel of our house, Bequeathed down from many ancestors; Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world In me to lose: Thus your own proper wisdom Brings in the champion honour on my part, Against your vain assault. Ber. Here, take my ring: My house, mine honour, yea, my life be thine, And I'll be bid by thee. Dia. When midnight comes, knock at my chamber window; I'll order take, my mother shall not hear. When back again this ring shall be deliver'd : (2) The sense is—we never swear by what is not holy, but take to witness the Highest, the Divinity. You may so in the end. My mother told me just how he would woo, Marry that will, I'll live and die a maid: 2 Lord. I have delivered it an hour since: there is something in't that stings his nature; for, on the reading it, he changed almost into another man. 1 Lord. He has much worthy blame laid upon nim, for shaking off so good a wife, and so sweet a lady. 2 Lord. Especially he hath incurred the everlasting displeasure of the king, who had even tuned his bounty to sing happiness to him. I will tell you a thing, but you shall let it dwell darkly with you. 1 Lord. When you have spoken it, 'tis dead, and I am the grave of it. of her last breath, and now she sings in heaven. 2 Lord. How is this justified? 1 Lord. The stronger part of it by her own letters; which makes her story true, even to the point of her death: her death itself, which could not be her office to say, is come, was faithfully confirmed by the rector of the place. 2 Lord. Hath the count all this intelligence? 1 Lord. Ay, and the particular confirmations, point from point, to the full arming of the verity. 2 Lord. I am heartily sorry, that he'll be glad of this. 1 Lord. How mightily, sometimes, we make us comforts of our losses! 2 Lord. And how mightly, some other times, we drown our gain in tears! The great dignity, that his valour hath here acquired for him, shall at home be encountered with a shame as ample. 1 Lord. The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together; our virtues would be proud, if our faults whipped them not; and our crimes would despair, if they were not cherish'd by our virtues. Enter a Servant. How now? where's your master? Serv. He met the duke in the street, sir, of whom he hath taken a solemn leave; his lordship 2 Lord. He hath perverted a young gentlewo- will next morning for France. The duke hath of man here in Florence, of a most chaste renown; fered him letters of commendations to the king. and this night he fleshes his will in the spoil of her 2 Lord. They shall be no more than needful honour: he hath given her his monumental ring, there, if they were more than they can commend. and thinks himself made in the unchaste composi tion. 1 Lord. Now, God delay our rebellion; as we are ourselves, what things are we! Enter Bertram. 1 Lord. They cannot be too sweet for the king's tartness. Here's his lordship now. How now, my lord, is't not after midnight? 2 Lord. Merely our own traitors. And as in the common course of all treasons, we still see them Ber. I have to-night despatched sixteen busi reveal themselves, till they attain to their abhorred nesses, a month's length a piece, by an abstract of ends; so he, that in this action contrives against success: I have conge'd with the duke, done my his own nobility, in his proper stream o'erflows adieu with his nearest; buried a wife, mourned for himself. 2 her; writ to my lady mother, I am returning; en1 Lord. Is it not meant damnable in us, to be tertained my convoy; and, between these main trumpeters of our unlawful intents? We shall not parcels of despatch, effected many nicer needs; then have his company to-night? the last was the greatest, but that I have not 2 Lord. Not till after midnight; for he is dieted ended yet. to his hour. 2 Lord. If the business be of any difficulty, and 1 Lord. That approaches apace: would gladly this morning your departure hence, it requires have him see his company anatomized; that he haste of your lordship. might take a measure of his own judgments, wherein so curiously he had set this counterfeit. 2 Lord. We will not meddle with him till he come; for his presence must be the whip of the other. 1 Lord. In the mean time, what hear you of these wars? 2 Lord. I hear, there is an overture of peace. 1 Lord. Nav, I assure you, a peace concluded. 2 Lord. What will count Rousillon do then? will he travel higher, or return again into France? 1 Lord. I perceive, by this demand, you are not altogether of his council. 2 Lord. Let it be forbid, sir! so should I be a great deal of his act. Ber. I mean, the business is not ended, as fearing to hear of it hereafter: But shall we have this dialogue between the fool and the soldier?Come, bring forth this counterfeit module; he has deceived me, like a double-meaning prophesier. 2 Lord. Bring him forth: [Exeunt Soldiers.] he has sat in the stocks all night, poor gallant knave. Ber. No matter; his heels have deserv'd it, in usurping his spurs so long.. How does he carry himself? 1 Lord. I have told your lordship already: the stocks carry him. But, to answer you as you would be understood; he weeps, like a wench that had shed her milk: he hath confessed himself to Morgan, whom he supposes to be a friar, from the time of his remembrance, to this very instant disaster of his setting i' the stocks: And what think you he hath confessed? 1 Lord. Sir, his wife, some two months since, fled from his house: her pretence is a pilgrimage to Saint Jaques le grand; which holy undertaking, with most austere sanctimony, she accomplished:! Ber. Nothing of me, has he? and, there residing, the tenderness of her nature) 2 Lord. His confession is taken, and it shall be became as a prey to her grief; in fine, made a groan read to his face: if your lordship be in't, as, I be (1) Crafty, deceitful. (2) i. e. Betrays his own secrets in is own talk. (3) Here, as elsewhere, used adverbially. (4) For companion. (5) Model, pattern. degradation of a knight lieve you are, you must have the patience to not possible, with well-weighing sums of gold, to hear it. Re-enter Soldiers, with Parolles. Ber. A plague upon him! muffled! he can say nothing of me; hush! hush! corrupt him to a revolt. What say you to this? what do you know of it? Par. I beseech you, let me answer to the parti- 1 Lord. Hoodman comes!-Porto tartarossa. more. 1 Sold. Bosko chimurcho. 2 Lord. Boblibindo chicurmurco. 1 Sold. You are a merciful general:-Our general bids you answer to what I shall ask you out of a note. Par. An truly, as I hope to live. 1 Sold. First demand of him how many horse the duke is strong. What say you to that? Par. Five or six thousand; but very weak and unserviceable: the troops are all scattered, and the commanders very poor rogues, upon my reputation and credit, and as I hope to live. 1 Sold. Shall I set down your answer so? Par. Do; I'll take the sacrament on't, how and which way you will. Ber. All's one to him. What a past-saving slave is this! 1 Lord. You are deceived, my lord; this is monsieur Parolles, the gallant militarist, (that was his own phrase,) that had the whole theoric of war in the knot of his scarf, and the practice in the chape of his dagger. 2 Lord. I will never trust a man again, for keeping his sword clean; nor believe he can have every thing in him, by wearing his apparel neatly. 1 Sold. Well, that's set down. Par. Five or six thousand horse, I said,-I will say true,—or thereabouts, set down,-for I'll speak truth. 1 Lord. He's very near the truth in this. Ber. But I con him no thanks for't, in the nature he delivers it. Par. Poor rogues, I pray you, say. 1 Sold. Well, that's set down. Par. I humbly thank you, sir: a truth's a truth, the rogues are marvellous poor. 1 Sold. Demand of him, of what strength they are afoot. What say you to that. [Dumain lifts up his hand in anger. Ber. Nay, by your leave, hold your hands; though I know, his brains are forfeit to the next title that falls. 1 Sold. Well, is this captain in the duke of Florence's camp? Par. Upon my knowledge, he is, and lousy. 1 Lord. Nay, look not so upon me; we shall hear of your lordship anon. 1 Seld. What is his reputation with the duke? Par. The duke knows him for no other but a poor officer of mine; and writ to me this other day, to turn him out o' the band: I think, I have his letter in my pocket. 1 Sold. Marry, we'll search. Par. In good sadness, I do not know; either it is there, or it is upon a file, with the duke's other letters, in my tent. it 1 Sold. Here 'tis ; here's a paper? Shall I read Par. I do not know, if it be it, or no. 1 Lord. Excellently. 1 Sold. Dian. The count's a fool, and full of gold, advertisement to a proper maid in Florence, one Par. That is not the duke's letter, sir; that is an Diana, to take heed of the allurement of one count Rousillon, a foolish idle boy, but, for all that, very ruttish: I pray you, sir, put it up again. 1 Sold. Nay, I'll read it first, by your favour. Par. My meaning in't, I protest, was very honest in the behalf of the maid: for I knew the young count to be a dangerous and lascivious boy who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds. Ber. Damnable, both sides rogue! 1 Sold. When he swears oaths, bid him drop gold, and take it; After he scores, he never pays the score: Par. By my troth, sir, if I were to live this pre-Half won, is match well made; match, and well sent hour, I will tell true. Let me see: Spurio a make it ;" hundred and fifty, Sebastian so many, Corambus He ne'er pays after-debts, take it before; so many, Jaques so many; Guiltian, Cosmo, Lodo-And say, a soldier, Dian, told thee this, wick, and Gratii, two hundred fifty each mine Men are to mell with, boys are not to kiss: own company, Chitopher, Vaumond, Bentii, two For count of this, the count's a fool, I know it, hundred and fifty each: so that the muster-file, Who pays before, but not when he does owe it. rotten and sound, upon my life, amounts not to fifThine, as he vow'd to thee in thine ear, PAROLLES. teen thousand poll; half of which dare not shake the snow from off their cassocks, lest they shake Ber. He shall be whipped through the army, with themselves to pieces. this rhyme in his forehead. Ber. What shall be done to him. I Lord. Nothing, but let him have thanks. Demand of him my conditions, and what credit I have with the duke. 2 Lord. This is your devoted friend, sir, the manifold linguist, and the armipotent soldier." Ber. I could endure any thing before but a cat, and now he's a cat to me. 1 Seld. Well, that's set down. You shall demand of him, whether one captain Dumain be iwe shall be fain to hang you. the camp, a Frenchman; what his reputation is 1 Sold. I perceive, sir, by the general's looks, Par. My life, sir, in any case: not that I am with the duke, what his valour, honesty, and ex-afraid to die; but that, my offences being many, pertness in wars; or whether he thinks, it were would repent out the remainder of nature: let me (1) Theory. (2) The point of the scabbard. (5) For interrogatories. (6) A natural fool. (7) i. e. A match well made is half won; make your match therefore, but make it well. live, sir, in a dungeon, i' the stocks, or any where, so I may live. So, look about you; Know you any here? 1 Sold. We'll see what may be done, so you confess freely; therefore, once more to this captain 2 Lord. God bless you, captain Parolles. Dumain: You have answered to his reputation with 1 Lord. God save you, noble captain. the duke, and to his valour: What is his honesty? 2 Lord. Captain, what greeting will you to my Par. He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister;' lord Lafeu? I'am for France. for rapes and ravishinents he parallels Nessus. He 1 Lord. Good captain, will you give me a copy professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking them, of the sonnet you writ to Diana in behalf of the count he is stronger than Hercules. He will lic, sir, with Rousillon? an I were not a very coward, I'd compel such volubility, that you would think truth were ait of you; but fare you well. [Exe. Ber. Lords, &c. fool: drunkenness is his best virtue; for he will be 1 Sold. You are undone, captain: all but your swine-drunk; and in his sleep he does little harm, scarf, that has a knot on't yet. save to his bed-clothes about him; but they know Par. Who cannot be crushed with a plot? his conditions, and lay him in straw. I have but 1 Sold. If you could find out a country where little more to say, sir, of his honesty: he has every but women were that had received so much shame, thing that an honest man should not have; what you might begin an impudent nation. Fare you an honest man should have, he has nothing. well, sir; I am for France too; we shall speak of 1 Lord. I begin to love him for this. you there. Ber. For this description of thine honesty? A pox upon him for me, he is more and more a cat. [Erit. Par. Yet am I thankful: if my heart were great, Twould burst at this: Captain I'll be no more; But I will eat and drink, and sleep as soft I Sold. What say you to his expertness in war? Par. Faith, sir, he has led the drum before the As captain shall: simply the thing I am English tragedians,-to belie him, I will not,-and Shall make me live. Who knows himself a braggart, more of his soldiership I know not; except, in that Let him fear this; for it will come to pass, country, he had the honour to be the officer at a That every braggart shall be found an ass. place there call'd Mile-end, to instruct for the doubling of files: I would do the man what honour I can, but of this I am not certain. 1 Lord. He hath out-villained villany so far that the rarity redeems him. Ber. A pox on him! he's a cat still. 1 Sold. His qualities being at this poor price, I need not ask you, if gold will corrupt him to revolt. Par. Sir, for a quart d'ecu' he will sell the feesimple of his salvation, the inheritance of it; and cut the entail from all remainders, and a perpetual succession for it perpetually. Rust, sword! cool, blushes! and, Parolles, live [Erit. That you may well perceive I have not wrong'd you, 1 Sold. What's his brother, the other captain Time was, I did him a desired office, Dumain? 2 Lord. Why does he ask him of me? 1 Sold. What's he? Dear almost as his life; which gratitude Through flinty Tartar's bosom would peep forth, And answer, thanks: I duly am inform'd, Par. E'en a crow of the same nest; not altogether His grace is at Marseilles; to which place so great as the first in goodness, but greater a great We have convenient convoy. You must know, deal in evil. He excels his brother for a coward, I am supposed dead: the army breaking, yet his brother is reputed one of the best that is: In My husband hies him home; where, heaven aiding a retreat he outruns any lackey; marry, in coming And by the leave of my good lord the king, on he has the cramp. 1 Sold. If your life be saved, will you undertake to betray the Florentine? Pur. Ay, and the captain of his horse, count Rousillon. We'll be, before our welcome. Gentle madam, Hel. Nor you, mistress 1 Sold. I'll whisper with the general, and know Ever a friend, whose thoughts more truly labour his pleasure. Par. I no more drumming; a plague of all Hath brought me up to be your daughter's dower To recompense your love; doubt not, but Heaver drums! Only to seem to deserve well, and to be- As it hath fated her to be my motives guile the supposition of that lascivious young boy And helper to a husband. But, O strange men! The count, have I run into this danger: Yet, who That can such sweet use make of what they hate, would have suspected an ambush where I was When saucy trusting of the cozen'd thoughts [Aside. Defiles the pitchy night! so lust doth play taken? 1 Sold. There is no remedy, sir, but you must With what it loaths, for that which is away: die: the general says, you, that have so traitorously But more of this hereafter:-You, Diana, discovered the secrets of your arniy, and made such Under my poor instructions yet must suffer pestiferous reports of men very nobly held, can Something in my behalf. serve the world for no honest use; therefore you must die. Come, headsman, off with his head. Go with your impositions, Par. O Lord, sir; let me live, or let me see my Upon your will to suffer. death! 1 Sold. That shall you, and take your leave (1) i. e. He will steal any thing however trifling,| from any place however holy. (2) The Centaur killed by Hercules. (3) The fourth part of the smaller French crown. Dia. Hel. Let death and honesty Yet, I pray you,—— (4) To deceive the opinion. (6) Lascivious. And be as sweet as sharp. We must away; be jade's tricks; which are their own right by the Count. I would, I had not known him! it was cious remembrance, did first propose: his highthe death of the most virtuous gentlewoman, that ness hath promised me to do it: and, to stop up ever nature had praise for creating : if she had par- the displeasure he hath conceived against your son, taken of my flesh, and cost me the dearest groans there is no fitter matter. How does your ladyship of a mother, I could not have owed her a more like it? rooted love. Laf. 'Twas a good lady, 'twas a good lady: we wish it happily effected. may pick a thousand salads, ere we light on such another herb. knave and fool. Clo. At your service. Laf. No, no, no. Clo. Why, sir, if I cannot serve you, I can serve as great a prince as you are. Laf. Who's that? a Frenchman? Clo. Faith, sir, he has an English name: but his phisnomy is more hotter in France, than there. Laf. What prince is that? Clo. The black prince, sir, alias, the prince of darkness; alias, the devil. Laf. Hold thee, there's my purse: I give thee not this to suggest thee from thy master thou talkest of; serve him still. Count. With very much content, my lord, and I Laf. His highness comes post from Marseilles, of as able body as when he numbered thirty; he will be here to-morrow, or I am deceived by him that in such intelligence hath seldom failed. Count. It rejoices me, that I hope I shall see him ere I die. I have letters, that my son will be here to-night: I shall beseech your lordship, to remain with me till they meet together. Laf. Madam, I was thinking, with what manners I might safely be admitted." Count. You need but plead your honourable privilege. Laf. Lady, of that I have made a bold charter; but, I thank my God, it holds yet. Re-enter Clown. Clo. O madam, yonder's my lord your son with under it, or no, the velvet knows; but 'tis a goodly a patch of velvet on's face: whether there be a scar patch of velvet: his left cheek is a cheek of two pile and a half, but his right cheek is worn bare. Laf. A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so, belike, is that. Clo. But it is your carbonadoed face. Laf. Let us go see your son, I pray you; Ilong to talk with the young noble soldier. Clo. 'Faith, there's a dozen of 'em, with delicate fine hats, and most courteous feathers, which bow the head, and nod at every man. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I.-Marseilles. A street. Enter Helena, Clo. I am a woodland fellow, sir, that always Clo. If I put any tricks upon 'em, sir, they shall Enter a gentle Astringer." This man may help me to his majesty's ear, Hel. Sir, I have seen you in the court of France. (5) Mischievously unhappy, waggish. |